If you allow stories about romantic incest, the next thing you know they'll be making stories where the heroes are, oh, I don't know . . . hitmen, or something. Or people who steal cars.

Or even vampires.

I know one horror-comedy cartoon (made by a team of Germans, Italians and (oddly enough) Luxembourgish) where all but 3 of the main cast are vampires (2 of the others are humans, and the last remaining one was a wolf, and a pet to the most fearsome of the vampires at that). It even used to be one of my favourites in my childhood. How much those characters are the heroes of the story really depends on how main the characters are and their general demeanor. I think it was called School for Vampires?

It has been 16 years since my last report card, and that line still made me nervous.

It's even worse when the report cards are digital, like with my school today, so your parents can access them whenever they like without your knowledge.

There seems to be a slight gloomy undertone behind this story...

Don't tempt me to dig up that old press photo of Brezhnev and Hoenecker bro-smooching...

Well, what can you expect from a serial kisser like Brezhnev...

the massive taboo over homosexuality (past, and even into the present in many places)

wow you clearly arent LGBT+. we are as hated as we were in the 1950's. everywhere.

Uhh... Just because there are a lot of people that still hate queer folk doesn't mean that the percentage is as high as it was in the 50's. I believe in the last decade especially it dropped sharply.
And I say that fully aware that I used to be bigoted in that and similar ways in my mid preteens - barely over a decade ago.

Bruh, here in the Balkans, at least some skinship is necessary for friends, no matter how large or small a circle of friends is or whether it includes just one gender or both the two dominant ones (sadly, trans, nb and intersex people are still largely or completely overlooked around here, but that's a story for another time), and that goes for family and relatives, too. If you want to see friendly skinship at its maximum - come visit the Balkans!

This has been the single greatest uno reverse card since the Vietnamese invasion of Kampuchea.

^ disgruntled voice: Be disgruntled, I guess?

sigh I guess I have no other choice but to admit defeat as gracefully as the situation allows me to.

Wait, where's the milk?

Right here!
(Which also happens to be my favourite brand)

EDIT:
No, this wasn't sponsored.

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This concluding several pages of this were an elongated bruh moment.

Mmm... While Sayaka's hair was affected by the shading, it wasn't really that much of a change... unlike Haru... The different lighting of the two previous images of this ship alone is not enough to explain the drastic change in Haru's colour from one image to another.

Since I couldn't see how many pages there are on mobile, it seemed to me that there were multiple parts in the story that suggested a sad, but mildly satisfactory ending, and multiple parts suggesting an amazing romcom ending. So glad it's the latter.

Mami can sense that a new yuri nova was born.

Is that a mothafukin Strawberry Shake reference?

● How tough are you?
■ How tough am I?! I eat Kyuubey for lunch!
● Yeah so?
■ While it's still alive and fully conscious.
● Uhh... right this way, ma'am.

@RPPuzzle

Atsuhi is male, so, even if there was a large age gap between Ayako and Atsuhi, that would've made her a shotacon, not a lolicon. But, as Alexrain mentioned, there wasn't that much of an age gap (I may have misremembered, but I think it was, like, 3 years), so she wouldn't have been a shotacon either.

Thank you for coming to my TED-talk.

Speaking of absolute bangers

This was dark in a way I by no means expected, even from MadoMagi... The art didn't help either... The characters were also made much shallower than I like...

Ahhh... I already had a large urge to re-watch the KyouSaya scene in Rebellion, and it being included in this doujin only amplified that urge...

^ I don't remember Dynasty having "thought crimes" being even mentioned in the any of the Laws or its Constitution.

^ I haven't actually said those words, not even under spoiler tags, but just referred to them as the dual h-words, so... technically, no, not yet, anyways.

^ I imagine among those might be the dual h-word(s) (every Dynasty Reader knows what I'm talking about.

I wonder what was said inside the second [REDACTED] box.

This came off bittersweet to me.

BV posted:

There's nothing to fear, all dynasty users have Blessing of Madoka that nullifies poison and het, we're all magical girls in our heart and we shall receive salvation
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dv3LY7gnFjE/maxresdefault.jpg)

But what if we're male tho? Are we then magical boys or something?

No exception, pink dress for you too... You should've read the little letters when you made your c̶o̶n̶t̶r̶a̶c̶t̶ account.

I'd rather have a dark red, thank you.