Hahaha with my lack of knowledge i thought dildo means sex with old men i have never bother with xxx terms.
So by this definition sex with a strapon dildo is sex with an old man, which you tie to your hips using a harness. And then you proceed to ram that poor old man into your girlfriend's vagina. .... I am dying right now. Dying. x'D
@Llama:
Yikes! I feel you. You know, I always managed to get out of awkward family dinners early by pretending to have a mild case of food poisoning. Just make sure to have some sips of alcohol with whatever you're eating and then blame it on that. ;D
@Kitkat:
I only had like 3 hours of sleep and I couldn't go back to sleep anymore. Liiike I'm so tired xD
Geez, what did you do last night? xD Or should I ask whom? ;3
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