I know Samus is catnip to lesbians everywhere, but this is a bit much :P
"Kill and absorb me uwu" Lesbian with no survival instinct
^ you called?
Taking fisting to a whole new level
Same
Fuuuck i want samus so badddd
A new, literal, spin on the disaster lesbian trope.
I cant believe retro made a metroid character modeled after me
Do NOT let her use her left hand on you!
drpepperfan Sep 11, 2026 9:59PM
Kojiro481 Sep 11, 2026 10:08PM
I know Samus is catnip to lesbians everywhere, but this is a bit much :P
Yuri Yuriyuri Sep 11, 2026 10:33PM
"Kill and absorb me uwu"
Lesbian with no survival instinct
Nonna_SoF Sep 11, 2026 10:35PM
^ you called?
FluffyCow Sep 11, 2026 11:24PM
Taking fisting to a whole new level
altoonaxc Sep 11, 2026 11:42PM
Same
Adawal Sep 12, 2026 1:33AM
Fuuuck i want samus so badddd
icekatze Sep 12, 2026 8:47PM
A new, literal, spin on the disaster lesbian trope.
norahash Sep 14, 2026 6:50AM
I cant believe retro made a metroid character modeled after me
PrismaticOwl Sep 17, 2026 12:35PM
Do NOT let her use her left hand on you!