GrimEater Jul 27, 2020 9:19PM
Ah found my scissors
juanelric Jul 27, 2020 9:20PM
Took long enough for this to get here
Clueless1 Jul 27, 2020 9:36PM
^^ E-e-excuse me, I’m looking for my red stapler!
Throbelisk Jul 27, 2020 10:48PM
^ "But I, I said, I, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I, then I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler."
Sabruness Jul 27, 2020 11:19PM
Oh, this artist. They do some good black and white art.
SakuraIce22 Jul 28, 2020 1:00AM
I fucking love this site sometimes
Heartseeker Jul 28, 2020 3:26AM
Is this what they call... "scissoring"?
The immaculate Jul 28, 2020 4:21AM
As fun as this is. That’s surely against company, um, protocol?
I see no moles. I feel cheated.
last edited at Jul 28, 2020 4:21AM
luinthoron Jul 28, 2020 4:53AM
Very nice. ^_^
Bugpope Jul 28, 2020 5:48AM
Same couple as in the telephone picture.
Don't worry, the lady on the right is the boss, so hot lesbian sex is the company protocol.
last edited at Jul 28, 2020 6:09AM
luinthoron Jul 28, 2020 5:56AM
^ What a great company to work for.
BV Jul 28, 2020 5:56AM
Ah found my scissors
I laughed so hard at this, that my brother was confused and stightly annoyed, and I could feel my nasal capilaries being on the verge of bursting.
Rye Jul 28, 2020 8:32AM
What a mess! That cannot be hygienic.
Some poor bastard has to sort all that juice stained paperwork!
Nene Jul 28, 2020 4:58PM
Clueless1 Jul 28, 2020 10:04PM
@ Throbelisk: Surely that didn't come from memory, Mr. Holmes!
First Place! Although I feel like I've cheated all of the amateur artists at a fair shot of getting first place, but this one, just like his other works, stand out among the rest-- Learn something from his art!
last edited at Jul 28, 2020 10:14PM
Diana Cavendish Jul 29, 2020 3:11AM
imagine working at a company and suddenly walking in on those two doing that on your first day lol
bitfarb Jul 29, 2020 12:38PM
"Ah shit, is that the Stephenson account? I JUST finished typing that! I have to give a presentation in the morning, dammit!"