GrimEater Jul 27, 2020 9:19PM

Ah found my scissors

juanelric Jul 27, 2020 9:20PM

Took long enough for this to get here

Clueless1 Jul 27, 2020 9:36PM

^^ E-e-excuse me, I’m looking for my red stapler!

Throbelisk Jul 27, 2020 10:48PM

^ "But I, I said, I, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I, then I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler."

Sabruness Jul 27, 2020 11:19PM

Oh, this artist. They do some good black and white art.

SakuraIce22 Jul 28, 2020 1:00AM

I fucking love this site sometimes

Heartseeker Jul 28, 2020 3:26AM

Is this what they call... "scissoring"?

The immaculate Jul 28, 2020 4:21AM

As fun as this is. That’s surely against company, um, protocol?

I see no moles. I feel cheated.

last edited at Jul 28, 2020 4:21AM

luinthoron Jul 28, 2020 4:53AM

Very nice. ^_^

Bugpope Jul 28, 2020 5:48AM

Same couple as in the telephone picture.

@The immaculate
Don't worry, the lady on the right is the boss, so hot lesbian sex is the company protocol.

last edited at Jul 28, 2020 6:09AM

luinthoron Jul 28, 2020 5:56AM

^ What a great company to work for.

BV Jul 28, 2020 5:56AM

Ah found my scissors

I laughed so hard at this, that my brother was confused and stightly annoyed, and I could feel my nasal capilaries being on the verge of bursting.

Rye Jul 28, 2020 8:32AM

What a mess! That cannot be hygienic.
Some poor bastard has to sort all that juice stained paperwork!

Nene Jul 28, 2020 4:58PM

Yes! Finally!

Clueless1 Jul 28, 2020 10:04PM

@ Throbelisk: Surely that didn't come from memory, Mr. Holmes!

First Place! Although I feel like I've cheated all of the amateur artists at a fair shot of getting first place, but this one, just like his other works, stand out among the rest-- Learn something from his art!

last edited at Jul 28, 2020 10:14PM

Diana Cavendish Jul 29, 2020 3:11AM

imagine working at a company and suddenly walking in on those two doing that on your first day lol

bitfarb Jul 29, 2020 12:38PM

"Ah shit, is that the Stephenson account? I JUST finished typing that! I have to give a presentation in the morning, dammit!"