Full Metal Douchebag Mar 9, 2020 9:41PM

You see, I have a type.

One that Peach and I seem to share.

Bugpope Mar 9, 2020 9:47PM

The kind of abs you get from curling into a ball over and over for about thirty years.

Throbelisk Mar 9, 2020 11:49PM

Is salivation supposed to be completely uncontrollable?

bitfarb Mar 9, 2020 11:55PM

BIGG n STRONK

GrimEater Mar 10, 2020 12:26AM

Peach could learn from Samus

Mauser Mar 10, 2020 7:14AM

Samus Absran

Lil-Dumpster-Rat Mar 10, 2020 8:16AM

How would it feel to be stepped on by Samus?

ChaozCloud Mar 10, 2020 9:49AM

I wish they kept this Samus from Super Metroid rather than the skinny small one we have now :(

Bugpope Mar 10, 2020 12:10PM

Super Metroid Samus was still kinda skinny (or slim, I guess) but with defined thigh muscles and a hint of abs. She's built like a gymnast more than a bodybuilder.
Although she was still more muscular than in Zero Mission, that is true.

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mg1342mg Mar 10, 2020 5:22PM

Peach likes her some strong gals.

kickap00 Mar 11, 2020 1:22AM

Whoa momma

QuietestRiot Mar 11, 2020 2:35PM

@Lil-Dumpster-Rat
It would definitely be painful. She's 6'3" and fit as hell.

So sayeth the masochist.

Lil-Dumpster-Rat Mar 12, 2020 11:27AM

^ I'm the same person who said, "Hi, yes, I would like to be stabbed by her" so I don't really care