Yeah, you’re kinda flirting.

Or she’s suffocating to death.

If you’re gonna be going it that hard, you might want to put some plastic wrap or something on the futon next time. They take forever to dry.

What, don’t you write all your papers wearing nothing more than sexy lingerie?

Not unless it’s waterproof.

Hate sex, sure. Hate lap pillowing?

Yuri shipping at its finest

Are they ever?

Well, she said she didn’t have any candy. She never said she didn’t have any treats.

Hey, you use it, you lose it.

It’s Halloween. A little death had to be involved. ;)

It’s ALIVE!!!

It’s more like how you play the guitarist.

Actually, I think she missed a spot.

Great. Now whenever I order chicken fingers, all I’ll be able to think about is a bunch of naked mortified chickens.

It kinda looks like tickets of some sort to me

I’m not sure hygiene is a huge concern when you’re about to do it with a girl covering in frosting…

Not to mention why they’re opting to do this in a box.

That mosquito must have been the size of a Buick.

Splendiferous

It might be able to cure gum disease….

How else would she know they’ve reached the end of the round?

I’d give hard money to see how long she holds onto those presents.

Hope the mic isn’t on.

So canon.