It’s more like how you play the guitarist.

Actually, I think she missed a spot.

Great. Now whenever I order chicken fingers, all I’ll be able to think about is a bunch of naked mortified chickens.

It kinda looks like tickets of some sort to me

I’m not sure hygiene is a huge concern when you’re about to do it with a girl covering in frosting…

Not to mention why they’re opting to do this in a box.

That mosquito must have been the size of a Buick.

Splendiferous

It might be able to cure gum disease….

How else would she know they’ve reached the end of the round?

I’d give hard money to see how long she holds onto those presents.

Hope the mic isn’t on.

So canon.

That coffee may not be the only bitterness she’s tasting this morning.

When calling someone trash ISN’T an insult.

Only if you’re holding hands.

Fair argument or cheesy pick up line? You decide!

When your pick up line is so cheesy you find yourself cancelled.

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Having sex however is perfectly acceptable.

Well, you know, coffee, tea or me?

Definitely hard mode. Boss level if she puts it lower.

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She said hungry, not thirsty!

What the heck? Could she only afford a fifth of a wedding dress?

I’m with her

Funny, I don’t remember them teaching us about butt-to-butt action in that first aid/CPR class I took. Maybe that was in the advanced class or something.