Ive made fan fiction of people i knew on discord, most of them did not like it especially the guy who got cancer, aids and crippled but to be fair it did make for a great fan fic
Cats do not eat out frogs since most frogs are poisonous so thats why it would make more sense for her to eat out a blonde magican who is a kleptomaniac
assuming by the parody of lays potato chips we can assume utena is eating ready salted which makes no sense since we all know pringles tastes way better