Sup bitches, It's xXDANK_WEEABOOXx's gay sister here. Alright, I'm talking bout dat Yuri, The Yuri! I ain't talking bout dat Yaoi. Dat Yaoi? sheeeit. people be talking about how it's all hot and shit. But
you know what I'm trying to say? I'm trying to say, is that. come on
now, Yaoi? Come on, that little penis, that looks like a dildo. I
ain't, I ain't trying to read my Yuri with no dildo, aight? Maybe if
the anime is, like, Boku no shove ice-cream up your ass. I don't
know if there's any shotocon where, you know, shove ice-cream up your own ass,
but... Come on now, Yaoi? And people trying to say that, Yuri
should copy Yaoi with the dick and... I don't give a fuck. Shit,
shit, Yaoi, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to
have good romance. They should copy how to have good sex from Yuri.
Everybody knows, is that, Yuri is best romance, now I mean nigguh? I
mean, come on. You got little dicks, when you got Yaoi, you got Junjou Romantica,
where you have a little bitch and his little bitch
ass boyfriend with little dick and he just goes YA! YA! YA! YA! Come on... Who
wants to read that shit? I need to hold some hands. Shungiku Nakamura,
and then you be talking about Shungiku Nakamura isn't copying anything
and how Morinaga Milk is copying everything. And that shit's BULLSHIT! That's
BULLSHIT! Shit, Have you read a good Yuri? Nigguh, nigguh, Yuri got Citrus! Shit,
Junjou Romantica tried to copy that shit. They know that they can't compete if
they don't have Citrus! I don't even care if any of the others
authors have Citrus, because Citrus sucks ass now! Ooh,
look at the newest chapter where there's more love triangles and shit.
Fuck, everybody knows that guys can't do shit other than suck dick!
So, what I'm trying to say, is that... Yuri... Yuri's the bomb nigguh...
Is that true shit... Yuri is true shit... You know... So... And then
you, and then we got these Het fans... About fans of the Hetro genre...
The Het genre, Het, the fuck they think they are? They think
they're smart as shit? We ain't doing BoyxGirl, we trying to read some
GirlxGirl! And that's one thing Het don't got. Het ain't got Lesbians! It
ain't got Gay girls! Shit, what, what, nigguhs trying to say like, Clannad.
Shit, fuck Clannad, more like Whinnad. Man, that shit has
that little bitch crying all the time, see that anime? Little
bitch-ass anime with that hoe? With that pussy-ass daughter? Shit,
true romance, true romance has some Yuri Science Babies, some Yuri Wedding,
some Yuri Families. Shit, not some of this Het Family, no, fuck that. And
then what else this Het got... Het got... Sword Art Online... Nigguhs, nigguhs
trying to talk about Sword Art Online. About Sword Art Online: Ordinal Scale. You know what I'm saying? Man, they
best rename that crap, to Shit Art Online: Ovaryal Scale. Shit, that shit's mad straight. TRUE
nigguhs, TRUE nigguhs don't watch that shit. You know who watches that
shit? Straight nigguhs. Straight nigguhs. Yuri always wins baby, Yuri always wins.
You can't beat Yuri. Shit, that shit's slick, slick. That shit... Have
you read Yuri? That shit's is, is nice, slick, black. OH YEAH,
OH YEAH, HELL FUCKING YES. That shit's nice. Shit, you like my vagina over you bitch, my
vagina? You like that shit. That shit's slick, shit's pink Shit, my vagina
was, was red before that shit, aight? I dyed that shit pink, you
know why? Because Yuri, Yuri! Ah... Shit, queer, queer. We
got this one little fat bitch, I don't even know her fucking name. But
we got little fat bitch, trying to say that Yuri costs to much... What
kind of poor, bitch-ass cardboard box is she living out of baby? Six
hundred dollars ain't shit to Yo sister. Yo sister wipes her ass
with six hundred dollars. Six hundred dollars ain't shit. Shit... I'll
give you six hundred dollars just to shut the hell up nigguh. You know, I
can't take Yaoi with me, I can't have it in my Caddy. You know, I
need, I need to read some HD lesbian manga while rolling in my caddy. How am I
supposed to get some honeys with Yaoi? Say, yo baby, look my Yaoi collection. You
know what they'll say to me? They'll fucking laugh. When I show them my
Yuri collection, honeys get all over the... shit... get all the honeys with Yuri.