I imagine my relationship with Anti Crack-kun like that of some nameless rich republican white man and Donald Trump. He may insult me and just be really loud, obnoxious, and irrational in general, but in the end he does exactly what I want.

Seeing as how you wrong about claiming who people are who you think they are, and you are flaming people based on false assumptions, what makes you think you're not obnoxious and irrational? Show any case where you have demonstrated ration.