You know, I've spent a lot of time trying to convince people of things on the internet, that X and Y are possible, that the Red Army didn't plant evidence in the camps, that Reagan wasn't the second coming of Jesus, that Fuzzy Logic is not actually bullshit but is in fact very important, that climate change is real.
It rarely works, and that's just because I don't want to say never so I'll do what I actually want to do and call you an idiot for thinking that your weird philosophical position is correct, because this: "All characters are real because I say so and you are insulting their platonic ideal by pairing them in another way than the one I have decided should be the one." is not a sane position.
You're allowed to not like crack though. That's perfectly reasonable.