This is going to get dark and twisted right?

Well...

The Promise by When in Rome intensifies

This cooking show would receive very high ratings.

When "It's just a prank, bro!" goes horribly wrong.

This was handled in basically the worst possible way. Like, you would have to actually sit down and say "How can I make this situation as off-putting and awful as possible?" to end up with something this bad.

It's a really nice looking mess.

Explosive amnesia!

The Major enjoying a little lesbian orgy now and again is canon, by the way.