I hope the story goes somewhere with the occasional hints that Sakura is surprisingly dexterous*, her helpless baby vibes are off the charts to the point it's a bit offputting.

*calling it now: this is foreshadowing for her being some sort of designer baby bioengineered to become the ultimate assassin or something ridiculous along those lines.

I love the boxcutter lesbians so much...

Wonder what that ghosts DS username is

Don't be silly, ghosts don't exist. Even if they did, I doubt they'd be able to use the intern̵̡͉͍̤̯̱̬̫̈̔e̴̛̖̲̾̔̃̅͝ͅt̴̢̢̧͚̤̼̺̦̰͈̑͝͝

someone should change their profile pic to the ghost

I agree, that would be a fu̸̧͎͎̗͎̒̐̚ņ̴͚͂̾̀̈́̈ͅny bit.