Okay, I'm on board. Little silly of a premise, girl just jumps to "wanna test date" like an hour into knowing this person, but it's proving pretty good so far.

I just speed-red the rest of this author's work on this site....I am now "cautiously optimistic" about where the rest of this story goes.

Okay, I'm on board. Little silly of a premise, girl just jumps to "wanna test date" like an hour into knowing this person, but it's proving pretty good so far.

My girl on the right's not even fucking phased. What a legend.

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D.A.R.E. didn't warn me about this!

(Don't smoke kids)

"Ma'am, I've had my light on for 10 minutes. Can I just get an extra cookie please?"