"dang" "whoa"

^^^ Fuckin' kills me every time.

Just wondering where we found out the name of Saejima's sub/slave/Arm. Anybody know? I didn't see it mentioned in the subtitles of Ep. 1.

The mild sadist in me liked the teasing. "Touch me there!" "Here?" "No! There!" "*Here?*" "NO OMG" Etc etc. I will do that exact thing every chance I get.

Mei Fon x Money

Need some Mei Fong x Money doujins.

Finished watching the anime last night, so revisiting this.

Only unlike Popeye, Valkyrie Drive takes itself way more seriously than a series with such a ridiculous premise has any business of taking.

I actually don't mind the premise. I have fantasies which involve saving the world with the power of orgasms that are equally ludicrous, so not really in a position to throw stones. The execution was occasionally silly, though. Like when they're all trying to arrest Mirei so half the girls standing around her in a circle turn to their partners and start making out. I'm just saying a little foresight and planning could've helped there. Do the making out BEFORE you need the guns, so the guns are ready when you need 'em.

I REALLY wish we'd gotten an emotional resolution between Mirei and Mamori there at the end. It's implied, but I like it better when things are Firmly Resolved.

Does not help that some of the character designs reach for the Queen's Blade level of gross, but that obviously goes down to personal tastes.

The only one that I really didn't care for was Rain. Her boobs crossed some kind of threshhold for me, and I'm a man who likes big boobs.

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I cannot approve of this.

Charlotte and Momoka worked for me in the anime, though. I could handle more of that, especially since Momoka didn't take any of Charlotte's shit.

Oo, how about Charlotte x D5?

I like futa because it's exotic. I rarely insert myself into my fantasies. I'm usually a detached, disembodied observer watching scenes play out. So from that perspective, I approach futa porn the same way I approach all my other porn and most of my fantasies.

Also: Tits. I like tits. So the more tits, the merrier.

I am not attracted to guys, regardless of their plumbing. A guy with a vagina still looks like a guy with his clothes on, and I'm not attracted to guys. Conversely, I am attracted to women, and that remains true whether they've got a dick or a vagina, because I can't see those bits when I am making the determination of whether or not I find a woman attractive. Legs, hair, eyes, lips, those are all the things I can see with their clothes on, and those are the things use to determine if I find a woman attractive.

Also: Tits.

In my (admittedly limited) experience, yuri is much more romantic than typical futanari. And I say this as someone who likes (some) futanari. Most futa I read is basically hentai, with an emphasis on fluids and multiple orgasms for both parties and lots of screaming, etc.

There have been a few futa comics I've seen recently that were much more romantic and cuddly than usual, with less fluids and less screaming, and I really enjoyed those. I posted 'em to /r/futanari over on Reddit and got a pretty positive response, so apparently it's not just me that's looking for something else besides buckets of jizz and fire-hydrant-sized dongs in their futa porn.

Anyhow, was just hoping that the links being posted here were of the more romantic nature.

I suppose there is liking boobs and then there is LIKING boobs.

There was a great comic I saw once and have not been able to find since, which depicted various video game producers and designers given patently bogus after-the-fact rationalizations as to why their female characters had enormous tits and showed copious amounts of cleavage. The usual litany of "Well, the character is a..." type justifications.

The last panel was the guy who designed (IIRC) DOA, and his justification was simply "I like boobs".

But no, everybody just stands around watching

You wouldn't?

I think that would rather depend on whether or not I was the target of their violent impulses.

It's like watching Popeye cartoons, only instead of shit getting real when he chows down on the spinach, shit gets real when they start kissing and feeling each other up.

Only unlike Popeye, Valkyrie Drive takes itself way more seriously than a series with such a ridiculous premise has any business of taking.

It does seem like that's the sort of transformative process that would be easy to interrupt. But no, everybody just stands around watching while the Liberators and Exeters get it on until one of them turns into a sword.

Does not help that some of the character designs reach for the Queen's Blade level of gross, but that obviously goes down to personal tastes.

Someone on the creative staff does indeed like boobs.

I'm up to Episode 3, btw.

It's like watching Popeye cartoons, only instead of shit getting real when he chows down on the spinach, shit gets real when they start kissing and feeling each other up.

I MEAN.

Like, what if they just wanna have sex without one of them turning into a weapon? That's the sort of thing that defies relationship counseling, y'know?

I have never heard of Valkyrie Drive before, oh, an hour ago when I read this comic.

So now I have done my Due Geek Diligence and watched the first episode.

I enjoyed it. I enjoyed the premise. It appeals to my inner 15-year-old. And I feel weirdly guilty about that. Like, it's SO stupid and such obvious fan service, and yet there I am, digging it.

(Reminds me of Devadasy, which I have never seen, but have heard about. If you're unfamiliar, Devadasy is about giant mecha which are piloted by men, but powered by female orgasms. So the whole time the mechs are fighting, there's a woman inside climaxing over and over. And SURPRISE TWIST, the male and female protagonists are also brother and sister. And yes, she's the power supply for his mecha. At least, that's what I remember from reading the descriptions many years ago.)

I'm just curious, but are these links meant to be representative of futanari that people who like yuri might enjoy?

If not, what's the purpose of posting all these links? Is there some other theme to them?

http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/keep_your_heart_closed#11

Woof. I'll be in my bunk.

on the contrary here Im having a rather bad one as of today…

What happened?

Nothing particular to me, just bothered after reading some dumb stuff.

This election cycle is like having a full moon 24/7. I am about to abandon Facebook until December.

Amputee Guro Tragedy Violence

I'm not well versed in the way of nihongo but i'll give it a shot anyway

Thanks for the reply. Appreciated.

In a similar vein, what would be the most natural way of shortening the name "Chiyako" to an affectionate nickame? (Again, I assume there is such a thing, but there may not be.)

Chiya-chan i guess?

"Chi-chan" wouldn't work? Or "Ko-chan"?

Yuri is definitely a drug. And Its taking over my life. After watching sakura trick, Thats when it started. I was bombarded with so much cuteness in one shot that I was dehydrated for more. I Immediately went on the internet with one thought going through my head. MORE YURI MORE YURI. First I came across "Kiniro Mosaic" At first I thought it had as much Yuri as sakura trick, It took me two episodes to realize that that was not the case ( so I dropped it ). Then I discovered Yuricon, There I was Introduced to all the newest Yuri manga's that came out. One of the Manga's that caught my attention was none other then "Riddle Story Of Devil" From the looks of it, It sounded insanely promising. After watching the anime, I literally curled up into a ball and burst into fucking tears. I never felt so touched by an anime before. But I wanted more, day after day after day I felt more unsatisfied ( because the anime lacked a lot of Yuri ). I wanted more from the series. I found out that the series was ongoing. So I went to the latest chapter that came out to see how Haru's & Tokaku's relationship was progressing. What I did not expect was to see that the Manga hadn't even caught up with the anime yet ! I was so confused. Why are we still on this part ? I asked myself. I searched the internet for answer's, The conclusion I came to was that the manga was 100% complete and america hadn't finished translating it. I also figured out that the manga had more Yuri in it then the anime. That was enough to make me read from the start all the way to the point where the manga was currently at. I felt more clam about the series and started to feel better. I went back to Yuricon to come across some other Yuri manga that were really popular like Octave and Girl friends. I then felt like going back to watching some Yuri anime again, I watched Sound Euphonium ( Because I thought it was Yuri because of this scene ) only to feel stupid and baited. I was going to watch Strawberry Panic, but the opening theme reminded me of "Poison Me" ( the ending theme to episode 6 of ANR ) which give me to many feels to watch. I then watched "Kuttsukiboshi" which I found to have a very sweet ending that left me feeling good. After watching those anime I then found a little blog called "Yurireviews". The site raised my spirit's for yuri to very high levels ( because at first I was worried that Yuri was a dying genre that lacked any fan's ). Not only was I introduced to new Yuri title's, But I was given opinions on wether the Yuri was actually any good at all. It was heaven, That Blog introduced me to great Yuri title's like "Their story", "Citrus" and "Meghan&Dani". And then from there I found this site. It was like a giant Hub where people went took all the Yuri content provided from japan and translated them to display for all Yuri fans. All the fan's discussed their opinions about all things Yuri. When I saw that I knew I just had to join. And once I joined........I never left.
So yeah....You bet yo ass that yuri is a drug, A drug that invokes many feeling's Happiness, sadness, anger, Joy, But mostly happiness :3.

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So reading all of this hentai and yuri over the past few months has inspired me to try my hand at writing A Thing. And I have questions. And this seems like a useful place to ask them.

1. What would be the Japanese equivalent of "babe" or "honey", i.e. a term of endearment that (say) a boyfriend would call their girlfriend? (Or is there such a thing? I dunno. I assume there is, but maybe I'm wrong and they all call each other givenname-san even during pillow talk.)

2. In a similar vein, what would be the most natural way of shortening the name "Chiyako" to an affectionate nickame? (Again, I assume there is such a thing, but there may not be.)

3. If I thought I recognized someone, I might ask them "Say, aren't you James Franco?" How would I phrase the name in Japanese? Would it be "Aren't you Franco James-san?"

Reading it again, and omg this sequence here I literally can't even

I ain't gonna lie, page 12 made me squee.

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Damn those Moscow clubs and their pernicious ways!