Whenever I see honey (or other sugary stuff) used for sexy times down near the ladybits, I can't help but think "Man, that's a great way to get a yeast infection". Takes ALL the fun out of it, let me tell you.

This is literally my thought EVERY time I read erotic manga in which the person being licked keeps saying "Stop, it's embarrassing/dirty!"

^^It's actually amazing, Vankomycin. What's it from? :D

http://dynasty-scans.com/series/inugami_san_and_nekoyama_san

Specifically:

http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/inugami_san_and_nekoyama_san_ch11#6

Sweet holy crap, this one is amazing. I am not sure how it avoided the Insane Amounts of Sex tag, though. Because there is certainly an awful lot of fuckin' in this one.

Love the light BDSM play, love the communication between the partners, and as always I love sweet, happy little perverts.

One of the more amusing tags we have here.

Those tags, tho.

For some reason your profile picture fits this so well xD

I guess now I need to post my profile pic here so that your comment will make sense if I ever change it.

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Thus making them unlike straight folk!

Those tags, tho.

No I was just wondering who would go arround looking for doujins that specifically have menstuatrion on it. Juck... but I have to say that cunningulus vampire sucking the period is something I dreamed about.

Me performing oral sex on a woman while she was on her period is a notion that...doesn't appeal.

A vampire performing oral sex on a woman while she's on her period, on the other hand, is something I've fantasized about at various times in my life.

One of the many things I think is hot to see but not hot to do.

"Gimme dat fried octopus."

Clear, simple solutions for our problems: Kay 2016

Jello.

See, there are people disappointed in the ending because they thought it was supposed to be about sex.

Nahnahnah, this is actually for people that get off to seeing uncharacteristically healthy and sincere intrarelationship communication regarding sex in pornography.

+1

Like, for reals, I wish all the hentai I read had this level of frank, open, honest communication.

Yeah, I realized that about halfway through typing out my post. But fuckit, I was already committed. Not about to waste those comedy electrons for mere rational explanation!

That's one high level strat in play, asking for her panties first to ease into exchanging numbers.

By my reckoning, these girls ran the bases backwards. Oral sex first, then exchanging phone numbers, then 2nd base, then partner swapping, then kissing.

Clearly I am doing it wrong.

This series was just awesome. I love sweet, happy little perverts.

"I'm gonna stuff these panties in your mouth. Then I'm gonna pull your panties aside to gain access to your girlybits. Then I'm gonna take my panties off."

Somehow, some way, we have spontaneously generated an extra pair of panties.

Step 1: Yuri sex.
Step 2: Extra panties.
Step 3: PROFIT!!

Capitalism ho!

I'm actually a little unclear on whether or not the whole thing actually happened and Shiranui was lying wounded in bed afterwards, or if the whole thing was just Shiranui's dream from the beginning.

For example (taken from above URL):

" Localized massage in needed areas!"

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@Phil: 1960s lad mags? With the stories about Virile Manly Men saving Nubile Damsels In Distress from Nazis? And articles about the Secret Lives of Housewives? Those magazines were a fucking scream.

For further edification and amusement, I recommend:

http://lileks.com/institute/stagworld/index.html

I love how Kantai Collection brings out the naval warfare geek in doujin authors. The art was a little muddy in a few places, but overall I dug it.

So I'm an old guy, and I can remember my mom getting these catalogs in the mail back in the '70s that were basically just cheap crap. Stuff like nose-hair trimmers and whoopee cushions and novelty shot glasses and so on. Just a bunch of tawdry bric-a-brac and low-rent beauty items and "As Seen On TV!" stuff that no stores would ever stock so they had to sell 'em via mail-order catalogs.

And they always had an ad for a vibrator. Like, an actual phallus-shaped vibrator. The ad copy never actually mentioned anything even REMOTELY sexual, of course. It was always about the "healthful benefits of a soothing massage" and "recommended by doctors" and so on. And the models ALWAYS had it held to their face. Usually holding it with two hands, and looking like they were snuggling with it.

So maybe the girl in the comic grew up reading those catalogs...

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Ta muchly.

I have a question about how the site works.

Let us say PURELY HYPOTHETICALLY that someone had an image they wanted to be considered for upload to Dynasty Scans. How would they go about submitting that image for consideration? Are there rules or guidelines pictures must follow?

I'm asking for a friend, natch.

I have a weird relationship with these two. I've never seen them in anything but hentai. They aren't in the anime, and I can't play the game, and I haven't read any of the manga. I figured that, given how popular they are, they would have a bigger presence in the anime, but nope.