Someone had to turn Irie into a bloodsucking fiend of the night. If it'd been a girl vampire, it would've complicated the yuri romantic picture. Hence: Comic Relief Dude Vampire.
I'm... Not sure that follows?
Is it plausible? That's the real question you should be asking. We're not doing a mathematical proof here. This is Kremlinology. We're second-guessing an author's intentions based on indirect info.
I'm mainly confused about why the author made all these deliberate, intentional, and entirely optional decisions about the story and the very first thing that happened in it, if they were just going to say "Actually, forget about that, it's not important at all, let's get to the lesbian vampire schoolgirl thirsting after her buddies already".
I think it's very, very likely that you are putting waaaaaaaaaaaay more thought into this than the author did. You are overanalyzing something that was never meant to be analyzed, much less overanalyzed.
And don't get me wrong: That's great fun. I do it myself. I can entertain myself for hours asking questions like "In the Ice Age movies, who does Diego eat?" He's a feline, so he's an obligate carnivore, which means he must eat meat to survive. And yet all the animals are sentient and sapient. So who does he eat? What are the implications for Sid and Manny? Surely they know that he's off eating some sentient creature whenever he gets hungry. Does that make them willing accomplices to his acts of murder? Are they turning a blind eye simply because they like him?
But I recognize that I'm pondering ramifications that were never meant to be pondered. It is almost a 100% certainty that Diego the Sabre-toothed Tiger was put in as a character because someone thought it would be cool to have a sabre-toothed tiger as a character, and for absolutely no other reason.
So while it's fun and enjoyable for me to ponder these things, I also know that I'm spinning my wheels for no reason other than my own amusement. I think you're probably doing the same thing with your analysis of Vampire Slacker Dude. He seems to exist as (A) a catalyst for the main plot; and (B) a source of cheap comedy. I would be very surprised indeed to discover that the author put much more thought than that into him.
The alternative is that the author did indeed consider all of the things you're considering, and thought about all the ramifications you're thinking about, and put in the Vampire Slacker Dude anyways. Which, I think you'll agree, would imply some mildly ugly things about the author. Since I have no reason to believe the author is guilty of those ugly things, I think Occam's Razor suggests that the author is just going for cheap laughs.
As Sigmund Freud once (allegedly) said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
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