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CaioGuedesAUT
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"Ha ha, youth and libido make things more complicated, don't they?"

^ This is the new Dynasty Reader's motto... xD

last edited at Jun 12, 2019 11:13PM

CaioGuedesAUT
Yuru Yuri discussion 11 Jun 14:10
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It has been almost 5 months since Bakkin translated the last chapter of "Yuru Yuri" (ch 42 - Vol. 4). But so far their site is still inactive with a very promising message: "Bakkin website has been part of an online drama that we definitely did not want to be a part of. As of now, none of the scanlated chapters are lost; however, we still do want to get our hosting back, as the backup server was also in the same datacenter (×_×) and all of the Wordpress posts as well as interim translation work are hosted on the same server (yes, we are cheap...). And yes, Bakkin mail server is also hosted on the same VPS, so that is down, too :(, so don't try to email us. We'll see if they can get our stuff back next week. Otherwise, we'll be moving host. Hang on tight!". (https://bakkin.moe/)

At least they will proceed with the translation of some missing chapters while retrieving the server from your site as soon as possible. But one thing is certain, "Yuru Yuri" will not be canceled so easily, the fun will continue! ^_^

Meanwhile, the Brazilian Portuguese translation of the manga is sunk in limbo: only 22 chapters in two volumes (except the extras) have been translated for some time (https://unionmangas.top/manga/yuru-yuri) (https://mangahosted.com/manga/yuru-yuri-mh21741). Even so, some online manga sites describe the manga's status as "in progress" even though there are no new chapter updates.

So... If they can not do anything about "Yuru Yuri" on this issue, I will have to translate the manga myself into Brazilian Portuguese by myself! >:) (I only understand English which is the easiest language to apply and I have all the volumes of "Yuru Yuri" in my files in their original language - from Japanese I understand almost all the lines...)

CaioGuedesAUT
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Speaking frankly, every time I read another chapter of "Hiro-san on Baka!", I feel that this manga is a falsehood when the plot begins to unfold but it can not succeed in completing what happens in the previous chapter, leaving the reader (assuming the readers of this sumptuous site) with a face so retarded that it no longer supports the "suspense" in which the manga always hits the same key.

In conclusion, I've had enough for today. But you want to know of a thing? I'm thinking of planning a rehabilitation clinic for stressed-out readers. lolololol xD

CaioGuedesAUT
Koineko discussion 06 Jun 23:29
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Well, this author certainly passed AP Bio.

Or who knows, he or she may have smoked a lot of cocaine lately. Hence the overwork to create a story so complicated and so grotesque for the reader to move on.

It's as if we've won a nice kick in the ass.

CaioGuedesAUT
Koineko discussion 06 Jun 21:22
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(https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/koineko#19)

^ For the love of the virgins, save me from this wretched nightmare. T_T

last edited at Jun 6, 2019 9:22PM

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Prediction: She gets back to her home universe and discovers that her girlfriend is a guy over there.

I don't know if I'd laugh or cry when this comes true XD

NOPE! Don't give an idea, there is going to be some World War III here in the forum...

last edited at May 22, 2019 5:43PM

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(https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/shouraiteki_ni_shindekure_ch13#8)

^ Seeing the first panel on page 8 reminded me of something ...
The Warner Bros.' cartoons sound effects apply to this.

last edited at May 24, 2019 3:51PM

CaioGuedesAUT
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joined Apr 2, 2018

[WARNING: This is a public opinion that should not be tolerated by insignificant facts or misunderstandings by the fandom.]
People here in this forum, today I share with you my experience in relation to the series "Cute Little Iron Maiden".

Last night I watched the manga-based live-action movie (whose name was even hypothetically translated as "The Torture Club"), and my goodness, think of a wildly graphic and shameless movie. In the midst of a few light scenes, most of them go beyond the limits: they are scenes so violent that it makes you want to think and say "What the hell is going on in this movie!?". Apart from the bad part of the thing, there is even a lesbian novel involved in the main plot, which is evident in the scenes before the end where it entails a psychological and physical drama of the two characters in question, something that the manga never was clearly emitted while the production of the film was being developed. The manga itself focuses only on black humor and comic gags, common in many seinen titles of this type; already the film has nothing of comedy in the plot, is very melodramatic and somewhat predictable. On the other hand, until the story went on unbelievably on its premise that, even after 55 minutes of pure wild BDSM, it all ended in a "happy ending" with the main characters being reconciled, tied and hugged with each other and doing the "act" during the final credits, while falling cherry blossom petals on the stage. But the production quality was very well orchestrated and scripted, worthy of an adult film. The cast of actresses also know to act firmly and gave a tone of reality in the skin of the characters, which left me a great impression. The post-production was also immeasurable thanks to visual effects, costumes, photography, soundtrack and moderate censorship (the actresses were exposed for very little, although the intimate parts are blurred minus the pubic hair). Thus, the film had everything it had to offer: they were successful in eroticism, violence, drama and romance, following almost faithful to the original work. They made a hilarious BDSM manga for a cruel, true story and, above all, mind-boggling.

I would not say that this film is too close to other Japanese porn movies because it is an outsourced production of Kadokawa Pictures, but I admit it was a good choice to watch it. I recommend everyone to do the same and think twice before giving their opinion on the live-action movie of the manga "Cute Little Iron Maiden".

Full movie:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a5945efa1feb
(Don't ask me why I found the film on this site, I have no understanding of how to handle these things... At least, I didn't give spoilers.)

CaioGuedesAUT
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(https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/hino_san_no_baka_ch22#12)

Hino's big mistake was choosing to buy just the cheapest perfume online where the store blatantly promoted "guaranteed satisfaction or your money back!". Result: the perfume worked well too much and she ended up asking for a refund. After throwing the product away. xD xD xD

CaioGuedesAUT
Yurigurashi discussion 14 May 00:02
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This chapter of "Yurigurashi" today is sponsored by...

"Wa-ha-ha-ha!"

last edited at May 14, 2019 12:02AM

CaioGuedesAUT
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[Author]: "Should we pay a cache to make this kind of advertising in the manga?"
[Editor]: "That seems logical to me"

(https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/hino_san_no_baka_ch21#8)

last edited at May 13, 2019 11:38PM

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Fun fact I learned today. Tae means Poop in Filipino language.

Really!? No kidding!

I think I shit myself reading this comment, literally. xD xD xD xD xD xD

last edited at May 14, 2019 12:06AM

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(https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/hino_san_no_baka_ch15#9)
"Do you have A-cup sized boobs?"
"Whaaaaaa!?"

Translation in Brazilian Portuguese (imitation of Silvio Santos):
"Ma-ma, você tem 'peitcholas' ou 'melões'?"
"O quê?!"
xD xD xD xD

CaioGuedesAUT
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"Moegon"!? What the hell is that name!? It is some kind of generic drug? xD

CaioGuedesAUT
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(https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/we_cant_draw_love_ch20#12)
This father deserves the prize for the worst children's book illustrator in the world, complete with cake. xD xD xD

Seeing this made me remember when Aida Rikako (the voice of Riko, of "Love Live! Sunshine!!") drew a scary elephant...

last edited at Apr 26, 2019 11:31PM

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About Chapter 9 of "Hino-san no Baka!":

I was cheated when I read to the end. I thought Hino would do something embarrassing with Koguma when I discovered she was glazed on the photo album all the time.

Another day in the normal world. xD

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It's midnight in Brazil, I'm laughing my ass off, I'm asmathic and my sister thinks I'm dying

I see, a fellow Brazilian :D

Oe

Edit: I almost skipped chapter 7. I only realized it was out after reading the comments.

Oi fellow PT BR c:

Oi, brazilian here too :D

Hello mate OwO

Oi, i haven't seen this many brazilians here in a long time, it's good to see that you guys are still here.

I'm one of them, too. xP

The city where I live has the most beautiful coastline in the world!

last edited at Apr 21, 2019 5:35PM

CaioGuedesAUT
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Kyubey on page 4 tho... BIG OOF

It took such a difficult burden for him to understand...

How (Devil) Homura will stop abusing him violently (and psychologically) to death? Poor little thing!

CaioGuedesAUT
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(https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/skeeter_rabbit_ch10#3)

^ What a beautiful interpretation of Popeye the Sailor's laughter.

"Hey, blow me down!" xD

CaioGuedesAUT
Ai☆biki discussion 05 Mar 14:33
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Disturbing... not to say ridiculous. Or does the artist have a fertile and sadistic imagination or I'm seeing "things"?

Choosing between these two options isn't my cup of tea.

With yuri story about guts ripped out by the teeth and internal organs on display underneath the skin, there are no arguments. xP

(Is anyone else in the mood to vomit? No? So there's left for me. xD)

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joined Apr 2, 2018

(https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/sekai_de_ichiban_oppai_ga_suki_ch25)
To be honest, the CUNE Magazine should stop with those boobs-related jokes. They're so bad they sound like fifth-rate booze jokes. xD xD xD

Anyone there find it funny? Because I don't see anyone commenting on a particular moment in ch25 without being amused by that joke in the introduction. Or at least until now. :V

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(https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/sekai_de_ichiban_oppai_ga_suki_ch25#11)

^ "How I Met Your Mother 2 - Where the Worlds Collide"
Coming soon NEVER in cinema near you!
Lololololololol xD xD xD xD xD

last edited at Jan 27, 2019 9:34AM

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(https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/shinmai_shimai_no_futari_gohan_ch32#8)
At this point in history, not everything that glitters is gold. Only the ham makes up for it. Lol xD

Long live the pururuca revolution! \o/ \o/ \o/ xD xD xD

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joined Apr 2, 2018

Hmmm... It sure is a universe where no man dared to step on before! Especially in this story, because they are already dead. XD XD XD