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Vankomycin
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Kouhai has all her shit in a bag. She's like "IMMA KISS YOU, YOU OBLIVIOUS FOOL! REFLECT ON YOUR FEELINGS!"

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Nice%20beaver

@Ropponmatsu
Thanks! I just had it stuffed!

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Image Comments 30 Mar 23:44
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She's On the Lamb, But She Ain't No Sheep.

Vankomycin
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Purple Library guy, I agree with everything you say. The things you described are doubly true in the burgeoning field of BDSM romance / erotica. There are at least three independent BDSM romance. I am aware of in which the women involved find themselves seduced by Rich powerful billionaires. So not only are they fulfilling their BDSM submissive fantasies, there's also the element of winning the financial Lottery by marrying some super rich dude.

Despite all of this, Harlequin style romance novels Remain the best-selling genre of fiction in America by far.

Vankomycin
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they are not human, they ship

But don't we all ship here on this site?

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Vankomycin
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We need that sister in all yuri stories.

I'd sign a petition to get her into every romance novel and romcom ever made.

Vankomycin
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This subversion is a trick of perception, however, as general relativity teaches us that true simultaneity does not exist in nature, ergo one of them would die first in at least one reference frame. However, since which one specifically is not defined (see above), it would create a space-time paradox, which will resolve itself into both of them surviving in all reference frames.

Thus, under the premises of general relativity, we conclude that yuri >> zombie apocalypse, q.e.d.

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joined Oct 4, 2016

I like how she just stands there in that fashion atrocity, frozen in mute horror.
(That's probably what a mildly failed SAN check looks like.)

1d4 SAN loss at most. Easily recoverable.

And clearly she's got a large SAN pool because becoming a vampire is at least a 1d10 SAN loss situation, and it didn't even faze her.

Vankomycin
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man that sister needs to be in every yuri story...

It's always the onee-chans.

Sometimes it's Mama-san.

Vankomycin
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Got to love it when people act like tropes are the same as bad writing.

Do I gotta?

What if I don't wanna?

Vankomycin
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Onee-chan says what I've thought every time.

It's like porn for people who really dig open, adult communication in a relationship. I am all a-squee.

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To be fair, the lines you quoted are from an older post written prior to the release of this most recent chapter. Unless the person who wrote those words reads Japanese or had access to the English translation of this latest chapter, he/she was going off of the earlier chapters on Dynasty.

Vankomycin
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Well I'm glad they're doing something different with it, because my reaction seeing it was an instant "Oh, man, not this again."

I had the exact same thought, and I've only been reading yuri since October. I can only imagine the eyeroll-induced eyestrain that you veteran yuri readers must've experienced.

Also: Your avatar reminded me that I need to go get another cup of coffee. So thanks for that.

Vankomycin
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I actually really like to examine this genre and the genres that stereotypical male fantasies show up in but I am going to cut this short and save the text wall. x_x

I suspect I am not telling you anything you don't already know when I say that the largest publisher of formulaic "men's adventure fiction" is Harlequin, albeit under different imprints.

Vankomycin
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Apparently enough women are distraught by romance novels containing infidelity and/or not-necessarily-happy endings that (A) authors are rushing to fill the void with works containing neither; and (B) authors are proudly proclaiming these things to prospective customers.

You've never read the comments here on stories with downer endings, I take it? Believe me, it ain't just women!

Oh, on the contrary, the gnashing of teeth and rending of garments which takes place here whenever a non-happy-ending story floats by was the first thing that popped to mind when I saw "GUARANTEED HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER!" I was like "Man, I know who the market is for this!"

Well, assuming any of you lot are into romantic heterosexual BDSM erotica, that is.

Vankomycin
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Just go and read reviews at Mrs. Giggles instead. The 2 and 3 oogie reviews are generally the most entertaining. No need to subject to yourself to the cookie-cutter awfulness of Harlequin (you only need to read one).

Recently, I have had the occasion to check out the, shall we say "adult", romance novels available on Kindle. Lots of $0.99 offerings from folks just happy to have the ability to self-publish.

And I noticed on many of them, they featured the following:

"ABSOLUTELY NO CHEATING! GUARANTEED HEA!"

I had to google what "hea" meant in this context. It means "Happily Ever After".

Apparently enough women are distraught by romance novels containing infidelity and/or not-necessarily-happy endings that (A) authors are rushing to fill the void with works containing neither; and (B) authors are proudly proclaiming these things to prospective customers.

I was fascinated.

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Is Purely Codependence the prequel or is it not translated?

Purely Codependence was released first.

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I just did a Bing image search ('cause Bing is better than Google for porn, yo) on "lesbian insect".

I don't recommend it.

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That would've made for a much shorter comic.

Vankomycin
Image Comments 26 Mar 21:27
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No, I'm afraid it isn't. We have contacted the Yuri Authorities(tm). They'll be along shortly to handle this.

(Picture the scene in Monsters, Inc. where they find the sock on that one monster after he comes back from scaring little kids. It'll be kinda like that. Flashing lights, klaxons, jump-suited minions, divers alarums, etc.)

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Loved everything but the pee.

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Is that when your heart pumps yuri through your body instead of blood?

No, it's when you delude yourself that something wiĺl have an yuri end even when there's no evidence to support it from neither publishers, author... And you still become salty when it doesn't. Even months after the end of the series, apparently.

Speaking of salty, you seem pretty fixated on this topic.

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Noice.