Insta bought Ange from shop and I already had all the materials to promote her to elite 2 but actually forgot to get any of her elite 1 chips. Bruh moment.

Bruh. I know that feel, my Mostima experience so far has been "let's promote her to E1 and - oh I'm all out of basic Caster chips." .-.

Where are the light-haired rich girl's drill shaped curls?

Class traitor confirmed

I can merely wonder to which "class" this plebe presumes us, ho ho ho ho ho.

Blondie seems kinda sus

It's sort of cute how awkward they sound.

Where are the light-haired rich girl's drill shaped curls?

Class traitor confirmed

Also fuck the Oceanid boss

+1

Word. That bastard is made of cancers and AIDS.

^The Emperor is a birb of wealth and taste, after all

Woooooow Is it really weird to greet with a kiss on the cheek for Japanese people?? I literally do that every day lol

Lmao what are you french

Don't make me dig up that photo of Hoenecker and Brezhnev #nohomo smooching

I've done it before

Points for creative excuse, ojou-sama

Did 20 pulls on the new banner (RIP savings for W, again). No qt kitsune roris were found but Mostima came home.
Well then.
Guess I'm buying her new outfit.

Blaastar is always taking my page long dissertations and shortening them to a sentence and I’m over here like :0 How

It's actually Clint Eastwood himself behind that nick and goofy avatar :v

Edit: looking back on it I just realized that I agree with you lol

Dang--that makes it, like, a conversation, doesn't it? On the internet.

Is that even allowed? lol

Not that's illegal >:c

Go straight to jail, do not pass Go.

Blemishine's theme is so Medieval it may accidentally turn your clothes into a full set of armour or reduce you to serfdom

^I mean. Used to be their psychological depth amounted to "put on goth makeup and do teh evulz for no discernible reason" so rampant moral nihilism is serious progress.

...I'll leave aside the questionable statements about why people behave badly.

Have Kaoru and Hibiki ever broken up or did they just stop hanging out with no explanation?

Hibiki eventually grew tired of Kaoru's cheerfully unrepentant womanising and effectively broke up with her, IIRC. Which Kaoru was perfectly cool with since Hibiki was by that point clearly over that bad breakup with her previous boyfriend (which rather seemed to be Kaoru's aim to begin with; she can be weirdly considerate like that).

Don't think they've been in contact since.

Also the alternate version of Lava? I wonder if it's like, a past Lava coming to the future or what cause Nian seems really taken with her in the Ancient Forge event and the movie script they made was riddled with truths hidden in lies. My "Lava is the reincarnation of the person Nian knew in the past" headcanon might actually come true.

TBF the timeline is wobbly as shit anyway. Remember Rosa? Yeah according to the Ursus story segments she only became a combat Op a good year after the kids were brought out of Chernobog, which obviously makes her presence in that capacity in the narrative present a huge PIME TARDOX. About the same goes for Schwartz and Ceylon since there's no way Surging Flame happened anytime near where the main story is - Rhodes isn't going to send basically its entire combat force off on a freaking beach vacation while fighting what's essentially an open war with Reunion. (I can just imagine how Kalt would have to try to explain that to Wei... some allies, huh?)

This level of incest is what I expect the habsburgs were up to

Nah they just kept it at the uncle-niece level IIRC.

Can anyone recommend a manga with a high t:u ratio?

Am I an idiot for not getting what this means? Is it cause I haven't read enough yuri?

t= thirsty and u=useless, so I'm guessing they want manga about lesbians who are both incredibly useless and incredibly thirsty at the same time.

The wording implies a high degree of thirst relative to the uselessness quotient tho?

They're adding new girls?? pretty excited then

Also lol "wanna watch a hamster mating video?"

Hamsters are notoriously neglectful of foreplay . . . but I've said too much . . .

"...or so I heard!"

Me: "Okay this is kinda okay I guess."

Granddaughter: pours sake into the vagina

Me: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

TBF that's probably pretty standard oni foreplay. If not just traditional courtship.

Apparently there's going to be a crossover/collab with Rainbow Six Siege??? That's hilarious.

Supposedly CN only tho. But hope endures for isekai'd Tachanka.

What I learned in this chapter:

Of all the potential couples in this manga, Midori x Hibiki is by far the one that will have the most trouble becoming a thing.

Heck, even Mayuyu x Mariri has better yuri dynamics.

At least Mayuyu and Mariri aren't boy crazy, right?
Midoriri and Hibiki were hyperventilating about some handsome dick.
They fail at yuri.

Necessary reminder that Hibiki dated that Kaoru for a nontrivial amount of time.

My weapons are fear and surprise

...But why though?

You're one to talk, serial fox molester.

Ew, more double ears. D:

Meanwhile I just got quite the tag spread for a single Recruitment - Specialist, Crowd-Control, Fast-Redeploy, Survival, Slow wiping_sweat.jpg

That's quite the smorgasbord of 5*s to pick from...

DAMN I FEEL THE HEROIN SO MUCH

Drugs are bad mmmmmkay? And heroin's among the worse ones even when the dealer isn't cutting it with laundry detergent and ground glass...