everyone is prob going to tell me I'm the party pooper here lol but I gotta say it lol. She def gonna get some serious disease licking where she is licking. Just saying lol.

I've been giving rimjobs to my romantic partners since my first girlfriend in high school. Which was 32 years ago. Never noticed any health issues. shrug

Also, what an amazingly cute story. I ignored Kitamuratooru before this 'cause I thought all of their stuff was just porny porn, but this was amazing and now I want to read all of their things.

https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/passionate_gaze this is amazingly cute story too?i think not

Passionate Gaze is, in fact, an amazingly cute story. Also sweet and romantic. My favorite futanari manga, no question.

it's trap or futanari, isn't it?

Not this one, no. The androgynous sweater look Honoka has across the author's doujins can admittedly confuse a little (despite the fact that Honoka has three different girlfriends assumes there's no continuity between them), but typically if it's futa Honoka, they'll show the dick.

I am sure one of them have dick ,and they like to fuck animals

I don't know where the hell you got that idea from, but, well, think whatever you want, I guess...

I'm pretty sure the idea came from "Hey, let's all go register over at Dynasty Scans and get the regular users there wound up by saying shit we think will piss them off."

Just feels like we're being brigaded. Started a few weeks ago, but has ramped up over the past few days, doubtless as a reaction to the recent contretemps involving 8chan and Lazy Lily.

Kitamuratooru continues to cement his/her place in my personal pantheon as my favorite NSFW doujin artist/author. I have yet to read anything of theirs that I didn't just adore. The way they write relationships seems real to me in a way that a lot of other artists can't quite pull off.

My Little Sister Can't Be This Gay

The latest manga from Mochi au Lait.

Sup bitches, It's xXDANK_WEEABOOXx's gay sister here. Alright, I'm talking bout dat Yuri, The Yuri! I ain't talking bout dat Yaoi. Dat Yaoi? sheeeit. people be talking about how it's all hot and shit. But
you know what I'm trying to say? I'm trying to say, is that. come on
now, Yaoi? Come on, that little penis, that looks like a dildo. I
ain't, I ain't trying to read my Yuri with no dildo, aight? Maybe if
the anime is, like, Boku no shove ice-cream up your ass. I don't
know if there's any shotocon where, you know, shove ice-cream up your own ass,
but... Come on now, Yaoi? And people trying to say that, Yuri
should copy Yaoi with the dick and... I don't give a fuck. Shit,
shit, Yaoi, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to
have good romance. They should copy how to have good sex from Yuri.
Everybody knows, is that, Yuri is best romance, now I mean nigguh? I
mean, come on. You got little dicks, when you got Yaoi, you got Junjou Romantica,
where you have a little bitch and his little bitch
ass boyfriend with little dick and he just goes YA! YA! YA! YA! Come on... Who
wants to read that shit? I need to hold some hands. Shungiku Nakamura,
and then you be talking about Shungiku Nakamura isn't copying anything
and how Morinaga Milk is copying everything. And that shit's BULLSHIT! That's
BULLSHIT! Shit, Have you read a good Yuri? Nigguh, nigguh, Yuri got Citrus! Shit,
Junjou Romantica tried to copy that shit. They know that they can't compete if
they don't have Citrus! I don't even care if any of the others
authors have Citrus, because Citrus sucks ass now! Ooh,
look at the newest chapter where there's more love triangles and shit.
Fuck, everybody knows that guys can't do shit other than suck dick!
So, what I'm trying to say, is that... Yuri... Yuri's the bomb nigguh...
Is that true shit... Yuri is true shit... You know... So... And then
you, and then we got these Het fans... About fans of the Hetro genre...
The Het genre, Het, the fuck they think they are? They think
they're smart as shit? We ain't doing BoyxGirl, we trying to read some
GirlxGirl! And that's one thing Het don't got. Het ain't got Lesbians! It
ain't got Gay girls! Shit, what, what, nigguhs trying to say like, Clannad.
Shit, fuck Clannad, more like Whinnad. Man, that shit has
that little bitch crying all the time, see that anime? Little
bitch-ass anime with that hoe? With that pussy-ass daughter? Shit,
true romance, true romance has some Yuri Science Babies, some Yuri Wedding,
some Yuri Families. Shit, not some of this Het Family, no, fuck that. And
then what else this Het got... Het got... Sword Art Online... Nigguhs, nigguhs
trying to talk about Sword Art Online. About Sword Art Online: Ordinal Scale. You know what I'm saying? Man, they
best rename that crap, to Shit Art Online: Ovaryal Scale. Shit, that shit's mad straight. TRUE
nigguhs, TRUE nigguhs don't watch that shit. You know who watches that
shit? Straight nigguhs. Straight nigguhs. Yuri always wins baby, Yuri always wins.
You can't beat Yuri. Shit, that shit's slick, slick. That shit... Have
you read Yuri? That shit's is, is nice, slick, black. OH YEAH,
OH YEAH, HELL FUCKING YES. That shit's nice. Shit, you like my vagina over you bitch, my
vagina? You like that shit. That shit's slick, shit's pink Shit, my vagina
was, was red before that shit, aight? I dyed that shit pink, you
know why? Because Yuri, Yuri! Ah... Shit, queer, queer. We
got this one little fat bitch, I don't even know her fucking name. But
we got little fat bitch, trying to say that Yuri costs to much... What
kind of poor, bitch-ass cardboard box is she living out of baby? Six
hundred dollars ain't shit to Yo sister. Yo sister wipes her ass
with six hundred dollars. Six hundred dollars ain't shit. Shit... I'll
give you six hundred dollars just to shut the hell up nigguh. You know, I
can't take Yaoi with me, I can't have it in my Caddy. You know, I
need, I need to read some HD lesbian manga while rolling in my caddy. How am I
supposed to get some honeys with Yaoi? Say, yo baby, look my Yaoi collection. You
know what they'll say to me? They'll fucking laugh. When I show them my
Yuri collection, honeys get all over the... shit... get all the honeys with Yuri.

Is this a gay website?

I've been on gayer.

I just counted the individual entries on Wikipedia's list of Touhou characters. Didn't actually read the entries, so some dudes might've slipped through.

The list seemed to be characters that appear in the video games and not any other media, and as far as I understand things the male characters have only appeared outside the video games. So as far as I know, it's all girls in that list.

But again, I could be wrong.

^^ clearly an idea whose time has come.

And here I thought the fact that I am an old fart was well-established. I am old enough that I can remember seeing Don Knotts on the Scooby Doo cartoon on Saturday mornings. And that was first run, not reruns in syndication!

I only watched it for the first time a few months ago.

But it is absolutely amazing. Easily the best anime I've seen.

Mind you, it did ruin all the ships for me aside from the ones showing them as adults. But that's a small price to pay.

I am sneaky and tricksy, like a fat ninja!

Someone wasn't precisely expecting that kiss...

Giving zerberts all over the belly...

I may be!

Why has Don Knotts attached himself like a lamprey all over Widowmaker?

It's easy! First: Don't watch the show! Second: Know absolutely nothing about the characters!

Anyhow, apparenly I was thinking of Maho and Miha, who are related.

Someone got into the secret stash of Kabedon Porn to get themselves in the mood

Bag-chan didn't say "Don't eat me" this time. Presumably because this time she wants to be eaten!

I guess I'm gonna hafta watch Rebellion on Netflix sooner rather than later.

Ooi x Iowa

Kongou x Patchouli

I-8 x Eurasian Eagle Owl

/r/tailplugs

Minami Kotori-chan in the background there.

Green grool. I dunno if I am ready for that.

There's well over a hundred - more likely hundreds - of potential pairings out there, just looking at the sheer number of Touhou characters and possible combinations that would make up the pairings.

To quote Vegeta, it's over 9000.

Totally not kidding, btw. I did the math.