Yaoi on F I R E
It's a joke about "Yuri on Ice", a yaoi anime.

This is it. This is the legend the jokes foretold.

"Hammer" yuri?

Meet Kana "The Hammer" Kanadzuchi. Her nickname comes from her relentless fingering technique...

spits out coffee

. . . I'd read that. A yuri tournament arc, shonen-style, but with all matter of sexual gimmicks to force a tap-out. Thirty chapters, just the tournament itself and an epilogue of what everybody did afterward. Winner gets a stupid amount of money and a nice place to take her girlfriend, a private island or something.

using a random english word generator I now have "hammer"
Do I do construction work yuri or MC Hammer yuri? Choices choices...

I mean, the obvious choice is home repair yuri. Girl A hurts herself trying to fix a door or something. Girl B comes to comfort her, telling her to call a professional. Anything from the finger suck to kisses to XXX to handholding may ensue, depending on your tastes.

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"Oh . . . I know you're a girl." grabs hand
"Kyaa!"
lewd noises

And with that, Tomboy-chan is now a woman.

Judging by the oddly distinct word bubbles, glasses girl is either reading some kind of manga or taking/reading chart notes (the most boring kind of notes) while walking.

Other girl has tease material.

I wanna touch the robit.
She wanna touch the robit.
You wanna touch the robit.
We want to . . .

"You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously!"

Judging by how dulled-out white-hair's expression is coupled with the defeated way she's gripping the redhead's hair, and how smug the redhead herself looks, I'm also reading more the delinquent angle than BDSM. Kinda along the lines of "You and me fight, winner gets to pick anyone here to fuck." One violent beatdown later, the redhead decides to stall for time, lighting up her cigarette before she tells her opponent that she was after her the whole time.

I dunno. I try to see more of the plot that led up to a moment like this.

Anyone who has been on the Internet long enough knows how bad a surprise lemon can feel.

I was all ready to just have my fun reading the comments and lurking, but . . .

Listen, the premise is nice and all. But that girl apparently brought a porno mag to school....

Sheesh, for a lesbian, she’s got more balls than I do...

I mean, somebody has to step in to replace the class perv roles usually taken by dudes. And with all those roles collapsing at once, well . . . unless it's distributed evenly, you're gonna get some bold-ass perverts.

½ of humanity got snuffed out of existence over night and no one bats an eye, except for MC...

It's like someone layered a Thanos snap over that thing Mewtwo did at the end of the first Pokémon movie. Something something circumstances of birth, something something this does bring a smile to my face.

@BugDevil:
That's 'cuz they're from a spinoff. Specifically the fourth spinoff, Yu-Gi-Oh Arc-V. Girl on the left is Yuzu, performer style of character, flash and flair, and in typical form for the series, does jack shit after the first arc despite being the closest thing to a female lead. Girl on the right is Masumi, extra-serious and deadly efficient, plays a burn deck (Gem-Knights). Masumi was introduced as a rival to Yuzu, playing up their connection and mutual respect after a rocky beginning. But when Yuzu became a kidnapping trinket, Masumi lost her relevance.

Super yuri subtext tho. Princess carry after a fall, there's a card named "Crystal Rose" that literally only works with their two decks (which Masumi gives Yuzu after making her promise to win a tournament in her stead), they even flashback to each other. Double tsundere never looked so good as a couple.