Well, the title is atleast right. In these the waining days of Babylon (bonus points if you know who said that), not much to do aside from make bread, be gay, and watch the world burn down around you slowly.
Use your fingers to... what? what?!? what?!?!?!?
I need to know! I think I'm gonna go crazy if I don't find out!
Dingdang believes her husband is a MAN. She has no reasons to doubt it! So what does she plan to use her fingers for!? It can't be lesbian sex— because she has no clue that the emperor is a woman.
The only thing I can think of is...
She plans to stimulate her man's prostate through his rectum. ಠ__ಠ
Unaware that it's HER rectum and SHE has no prostate.
This cannot end well. v.v
OOOORRRR, to teach her "husband" how to pleasure her so the emperor doesn't feel embarrassed with their perceived impotency.
I wonder how it would feel to have a bird wrap its wings all around you in a hug. Shame we don't have bird-folk irl to test this but I'd imagine it'd feel like a blanket.
This seems like a Doujin that was written to be a counter to 1/66th of a loving heart. Was cute up until it concluded that Koishi would never be able to truely love