Cats do not eat out frogs since most frogs are poisonous so thats why it would make more sense for her to eat out a blonde magican who is a kleptomaniac
assuming by the parody of lays potato chips we can assume utena is eating ready salted which makes no sense since we all know pringles tastes way better
"oh god fucking damnit, why does every person I kidnap have this fetish, I bet leather face doesn't have these problems. I just wanna eat human flesh in peace but it's always you damn BDSM fetishists ruining the whole vibe!"