You can't reason with the unreasonable.

WTF? I should've known that before you told me? Why didn't I? I mean, I watched AFOC Remastered Movie, afterall! (Y'know, that mapping horror whose main villain and arguably main character, Talinight, I often mention, especially in the comments to Asuka x Tomoko fanarts, for some reason.) Uhh, squarely self-disappointed!

Any bets on what the prize will be? "Dinner with my parents"? "Screw your knuckles, kiss me openly"?

Calling it now, the cheesecake flag will finally be satisfied. It has been set up dozens of chapters ago, so the time has come! I can almost taste the words...

"Let me eat your cheesecake senpai."

But Yuu doesn’t know about the secret cheesecake-recipe exchange, so—Rei intervention?

They ain't talking about THAT cheseecake ;)

What if... and this confirms I'm slowly moving wackier on the wacky spectrum... they eat a piece of an actual cheesecake from each-other's methaphorical cheesecakes?

^ Whoever answers to you has my curiosity, but once they answer with a link to that one-shot, they'll have my attention.

@Maximus66

Are ya fo real, bruh?

I could make a longer, more well-structured response, but BugDevil beat me to it.

TOUKO IS THICC

Why did I read this in Drew Durnil's voice, WTF?

and one of the things i like about yuri, because it's hardly brought in here. it is one of the stupidest things imo. on avg there is no top or bottom for people

Say that to Nico.

Don't you mean "neko"? lol

No i mean Nico Yazawa who is kinda the definition of a bottom.

"Neko" is the yuri equivalent of bottom, lol.....

Y'all both lost the r/whooosh opportunity tsk tsk tsk

Your username and your comment match perfectly!

Anyone willing to bet that it'd take at least as many chapters on this pair for the chief to realize Serina's feelings?

I honestly have mixed feelings about this. On one side, glad to see them be so madly in love they'd do this, but on the other, why the sports day in storage room setting? Also, I know we agree they're both switches, but I really would've preferred if it was Yuu who was top...

OK, we all know that Tanjiu had already defied the PRC before by continuing that series, but daaaaamn. This might just be my interpretation, but the father's unfulfilled wishes seem to be Tanjiu trying to use the overprotective mother restricting Sun Jin (did I even remember her name correctly?) as a dogwhistle of how oppressive the authoritarian leftist state bureaucracies, like the one that rules China, can be. If that actually is the case, (which I don't know if it is) I, as a libertarian leftist, approve the message. My opposition to the state bureaucracy is only matched by my opposition to the bourgeois capitalism.

^ "shoujo-ai isn't a thing" is a common phrase you'll see on Dynasty Reader. I learned that shoujo-ai isn't a thing the hard (read: embarrassing) way.

Me: proceeds to read chapter 42
Screen: Warning, by the end of this, you'll have a potentially lethal level of diabetes. Proceed? Yes or no?
Me: press yes button
Also me 5 minutes later: My blood hurts.

^ Meh. Wouldn't say Touko is a hard bottom, but there's no denying that she's better much suited for the bottom role than Yuu is.

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Guuuh.... Have re-read this a few times already, and each time I have the same hyped reaction.

Well, latest chapter shows that they have at least a little libido.

But that they idealize their partner a little too much.

Yuu the hard bottom

Are you sure about that?

Pretty please...

^ Now, please, let's not turn this into a Citrus forum, please...

Haven't played GTA, but I favour San Andreas, just because of the memes.

If you like video games, I'd say you're missing out if you haven't played the whole 3D trilogy (chronologically) + the prequels. Truly one of the best video game franchise ever made.

IDK. I personally prefer racing games, like the Gran Turismo, World Rally Championship and Colin McRae (the Dirt franchise is technically the continuation of this last one, so I'm including it under it) franchises. I even moreso prefer strategy games, like the Total War series, the games made by Paradox and the Civilization franchise.

Recently, my interest in Civilization Beyond Earth and (to a lesser extent) into the Keiserreich mod for HOI4 was re-sparked, so there's that.

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I think the main couple are so cute together.

Just wanted to say that.

I agree. Just wanted to say that

Same, they are very lovely.
Just wanted to say that as well.

That the MCs are so cute together is as obvious an observation as "the sky is blue".

Just wanted to say that.

Super OT from recent discussion but GTA III theme is the best out of all the others. Period. And 3D universe is the best, story-wise and music-wise. If you think otherwise you have no taste.

Haven't played GTA, but I favour San Andreas, just because of the memes.

(japrak is a baked eggplant food from the western Balkans that I won't eat if I don't have any cheese and/or sour cream with/on it)

Berenjenas a la parmesana (or Parmigiana di melanzane): try grilling your sliced eggplants and serving them with Parmesan cheese gratin on top and a sauce of fried tomatoes, onion, garlic and olive oil. Yum.

Thanks. Though, unfortunately, I've been on a diet for over 2 months now, and, unfortunately, fried things, as well as MOST cheeses (including parmesan) are off the table until I at least get down to 115kg. I could try to convince my mom to get creative with it and used grilled things instead of fried, as well as some young or plant cheese replacement for parmesan.

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I know i heard about a parody of Citrus, which i heard by this picture on r/yurimeme

(https://i.redd.it/rjwhd1umgz431.jpg)

But Matsuri, aren't you also a lesbian?

I will make you regret make me go check on the french release. Dang it, it's midnight. On another note, doesn't Chaos team has made a parody of Citrus ?

Now did they? I personally find them as one of my favourite scanlation teams, due to their ever hilarious credit pages, so, knowing them, it must be japrak-quality (japrak is a baked eggplant food from the western Balkans that I won't eat if I don't have any cheese and/or sour cream with/on it) manga-wise, but platinum-quality comedy-wise.

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^
...
(10 seconds of total silence)
HOLY SHIT, MATE! YOU'RE RIGHT!

^ I dunno, both of them seem like switches to me.

^ I went forward to read the whole anthology. A rather interesting, entertaining and enjoyable one, overall.