It's always a treat when those kinds of discussions are born, especially if it was provoked by something absurd. Look at that noncon hairball action. And throwing that R word around is even better. Let's water it down some more and pretend we care.
Regardless, I'm curious about "the turning back into a human". Usually, HumanxVampire plots go the other way around, with the hooman wanting to be a vampire or something. Then again, I'm not much into vampire stuff, so maybe this is a common trope.