enjoy your crippling oxytocin addiction flowsthead :')

^Engage Doomscrolling Capacitor Drive

last edited at Aug 1, 2023 3:10AM

Asumi is mindboggled at the prospect of unlimited free sex, it seems.

You never used erotic fiction (novels, comics, films) or porn for, you know, that? I guess it means your turnons are just other stuff.

Oh, don't get me wrong. Stuff like this, like, is super arousing. I just can't. I get distracted, whether by a weird guilt mental block or by just reveling in the cuteness/intimacy/whatever. It's really bad. Like, if I wanna use external stimuli to make it easier to get the Weekly Ritual done, I have to game my monkey brain with stuff that I don't even care about.

And yeah, I mean weekly. It's less lately, too. Awesome, right? My younger sibling was like "yeah bro I flick that bean every day" and I was shocked that this is normal.

last edited at Aug 1, 2023 2:31AM

Those aren't character flaws.

It's the lack of an Aqours equivalent, I think. Closest thing is YoshiMaru but that ship fell out of vogue for whatever reason

♡♡♡ I love your manga so much! ♡♡♡ I can't wait to see the next chapters. I love everything about the relationship between the Princess Natalie and Sister Sara. I hope you can make more chapters so I can keep on reading your manga. :-) ♡ :-)

The author is not reading Dynasty forums. In fact, I really hope they don't, because "ah yes there are unlicensed english translations floating around that reproduce your work" isn't exactly a thing that would make someone trying to get by monetarily happy. I'm sure it's more of a gray area with Kamejiro, whose priority is telling this story and would still continue even without a publication and therefore money, but it's still pointless to address the author in comments on an unaffiliated forum in a language they probably aren't fluent in

Shiori seems so cool and smart, and this makes me furious because she's like if I lacked any of my character flaws and instead was just straight up a cool nerd. Damn. At least I'm not heterosexuality coded. She explicitly tried to be inclusive of the female listeners, though, which is sweet. URGH she really is just "you, but stronger" material. ARGH

I think people are really underselling how perfectly worded her debut script was, too. The barrage of double entendres and provocative phrasing mixed with her overall seiso vibe and cold atmosphere was SO big brained.

Like I dunno, man, this might be my hololive oshi if I can get over my seething envy for long enough. I don't even care if she won't supply us with any yuri gas, she's so cool and I wanna see the educational microscope streams! When Scarle, resident horny asexual of NijiEN, did her microscope streams, she really didn't prepare enough for a True Scientific Observation, so this is super exciting for me.

Also, like, please stop giving the leakers credibility. They're mostly trying to stir shit up and present things in a disingenuous way, if that dumbass spreadsheet was any indication. I'm pretty sure Nina and Mysta left more over being pressured to do more idol-like work that also doesn't pan out than being overworked or having too low of a cut. Niji's talents are contractors, not employees, so they can't force them to work more than the stipulated requirement (three days amounting to five hours a week) unless they themselves want to breach contract to fire people. And as far as I've seen, the cut is fine. Hololive just also provides a salary. IdolEN is, of course, good, because their entire premise is giving their employees as much ownership over their brand as possible. They can decide on their own models and kayfabe, and they can take their branding with them, so even if they do face poor conditions, they can just take their stuff with them. Anycolor hasn't been a black company in ages, although the ID/KR branch dissolution and resulting management issues is suspect. But like... it's almost certainly more of a resources thing, and the small audience overseas branches not meshing with the operating philosophy.

last edited at Jul 31, 2023 10:24AM

Oh thank god they're not twins irl if it's intentional

Which is... a bit disappointing, 'cause another actual irl twins channel would be neat, but I can see how that would be a huge issue with a large corpo agency. And it's good that they're not actually twins, because like, the fanart would be genuinely unsettling then.

The fact that they're almost certainly streaming from the same space and yet are almost certainly not related and that they're encouraging it somewhat does point to them being an irl couple, yes. Or maybe just ultimate besties(? I don't want to not take their word for it in this case), like if Enna and Millie were living together despite Millie being messy somehow.

It's appealing to people who don't understand the orange end has a filter for a DAMN REASON.
Ah wait it's already passed through the filter never mind. Except it's going back out which means there's no nicotine and a lot of ash. Nice

last edited at Jul 31, 2023 9:57AM

I’ve read this one a long time ago but I can’t remember what the plot was all about except that the main pairing is cute.

The official EN title is Out of Control and is available on Lezhin and I think Tappytoon. It looked really cute when I saw it, so I'm glad it lives up to that

Is there any nun x demon yuri, whether a single art, a doujin or a full-on manga, where the demon is the sub/bottom/inexperienced one?

I'm pretty sure I've seen at least one nun x demon yuri where the nun is the more assertive/dominant one, but as far as NSFW I'm also certain this niche isn't filled. Except in fanfic. There's plenty without the nun, though. I'll flip through some stuff and check what the nun x demon stuff I saw was.

Edit: Well, it's not on Dynasty, and I don't feel like checking Mangadex, so either it doesn't exist, or it's really old and translations have disappeared from the internet, or it was never translated.
If you'd like, Stray Little Devil has a moeblob demon, but I don't remember who her partner was. It was one of the early yuri greats.
I think Tetragrammaton Labyrinth has a nun, but I dunno about an accompanying demon, and I do remember some contention on whether it was yuri on /u/ all those years ago.

... I was NOT old enough to be on /u/.

But like, /u/ also introduced me to a lot of progressive vernacular well before they entered mainstream usage, so like, it wasn't all bad. Now, though? Naaahhhh. No one should be allowing their kids to hit up /u/ in search of self discovery.

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This isn't manga, but recently I've been flipping through DLsite's ASMR sections (all of them except the het ones lmao because I'm even more averse to heterosexuality than I am to men and sometimes the BL ones are moe) and it seems there are three or four major producers of decent 18+ yuri ASMR content, with two circles seemingly headed by women. SukeraSono, the beloved studio whose other divisions are behind Kotonoha Amrilato and OshiRabu, does all ages content.

prussian blue has a neat catalogue and seems to direct voice work in a way that's less "eww what the hell this sounds like a low budget hentai OVA" without crossing the threshold into realistic and therefore uncomfortable for me personally because if this woman isn't a character I'm gonna get hung up over the fact that she didn't consent to me, as an individual, personally and specifically. There's a lot of accompanying materials, including character design sheets and scenario notes, which is really nice. I concluded the character designer is a woman because of the art style and the fixation on fashion and makeup. Either that, or they know their target audience weirdly well, because damn all these characters and scenarios land squarely in my strike zone. Except the mommy student x babby teacher one, because what? I mean I guess the combo of mommy gf + calling the listener sensei is pretty novel, but that ain't my thing.

Manazurukouya ci-en something or other is headed by Rena Sonohana's voice actress, who contributes some R15 voicework but otherwise has industry friends or something (it's the same three people every time) voice the 18+ work. I don't really like these because the voice work and scripts sound too much like a real person/real people and it spooks me, but that's probably a good thing for others. I think these scenarios tend to be less vanilla and more geared towards niches/fetishes/charm points; there's ghost sex and twincest and stuff. Again, not really my thing, despite the founder being cool as hell. She is also on YouTube with a VTuber avatar as Manatsuru Kou, check her out. She played the Japanese translation of Butterfly Soup and like immediately reacted to the kids pretending to use guns to shoot down a dragon while larping like "Ah, this is definitely America."

Natukon produces yuri work as well, but... eh. What's with the voice directing? I do appreciate that like 70% of the pack I bought was some cute setup and some relaxing tracks, but like, the relaxation tracks were just "hey this is asmr come getcha ears cleaned come getcha back washed" and I'm not Japanese enough for this LOL. The one pack I bought had a female knight being down calamitous for her princess as they flee pursuers and when the 18+ track rolls around it would be really cute and romantic but the voice actress sounds like she's acting for some nondescript H OVA. It was a bit sad.

Finally, I see yubinotacto a lot. I think their scenarios and voice directing look good, but their niche is TS yuri, AKA gender bending, so you're paying extra for the 20-40 minute prologue track that puts the listener through the gender bending process, and guess what? I don't need that. LOL. As such, I haven't bought them and don't know what the content is like, but for those lacking a vagina, you might be interested, or otherwise happy to know there's a niche for you.

Oh yeah, these usually include a text script, but it's just text, and it's not as easy to interpret as an accompanying manga. And because the scenaroos are usually more complex than "Asumi hits up Sayaka again" you're gonna need some actual Japanese listening skills, though not much.

The prussian blue packs have an accompanying novelization in PDF form that includes narration/descriptions from the listener character's point of view, plus the listener character's dialogue, which is unvoiced in the audio (makes sense, since it'd cost more, and their stuff is female targeted so it doesn't need two voices to be yuri). I can't read that much, though, so I lament greatly. I can provide pdf raws for a kind translator, but the stipulation would be that the resulting translation be published in plain text, so as not to devalue the graphic design work and to like, kinda have some integrity in piracy. Which is a funny thing to say on a scanlation site, but this stuff is smaller than official published manga while expecting a larger payout than doujinshi published at conventions, and I usually purchase manga that I read here anyway, while I can't necessarily trust others to do so.

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oobh i got plany off time

Edit: I think Magenta will have two La Verita forms, with one being an "evil" healer and the other being a "good" damage dealer

Wait I just noticed the star is a stand-in for a womb tattoo, which is really funny

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Top tier anime dog tbh.

What the hell are their uniforms so damn fashionable for? I'm so mad rn

anyone else see the thumbnail and immediately vividly remember toweringman's art

Infuriated that the dialogue has her saying "me" instead of "we" despite her tongue being out

Wasn't she flat? I swear to god I thought she had a cutting board. What the hell

lmao what is she so innocent for

Like, "let me get my face up in your coochie. Huh? Perverted? What,??? What does my extremely close proximity to your vagina have to do with perversion?"

last edited at Jul 23, 2023 2:09AM

she should resort to violence. Maybe a little murder

Edit: Arranged marriage is good if you don't have to worry about retaliation for saying no, because you get free dinner. Free fancy food... awesome...

last edited at Jul 23, 2023 2:00AM

I always like assertive, toppish Nico. I think it fits her personality better.

You fail to consider that if someone is taller, or has a deeper voice, or is more muscular, or takes a more active role in the story, they clearly must be "the man" in the relationship.

Yes I'm salty about sulemio fanart

oneeloli yuri trend culminating exactly as we expected: oneeloli without the yuri

^ It's dangerous regardless, because these people do in fact exist, and it actively hampers their careers. Crossick (Kana and Tomoe) stopped interacting altogether because chat would constantly and consistently derail things. It's even worse among primarily English speaking content creators, have you seen how unhinged the Connormouse shippers are?

noticing a couple mm is crazy
that's not even being attentive anymore. Hell it's beyond being obsessive. That's the kind of behavior that tells me this girl either has latent potential as a painter for her supernatural perception of negative space, or she has magnifier vision, or she sees the world in numbers/distance measurements, or she has a special interest regarding hair. Like, the actual physical strands. Like, the keratin and shit

can't wait for this to become a superhero story

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arlecchino could psychologically torment any of us any day

Chapter 69 approaches.