She's trying so hard to be top not knowing Gudako's full gremlin power.

Gira was late for the stream because she was Ina bed with Ame, according to Ame herself. Source: her Twitter.

Pain peko

The skins are so nice! Eyja finally got a skin.

Starts immediately after Mansfield Break and ends when CC#4 starts.

I don't like this speed. What is Yostar doing? Trying to catch ups after all? We are not getting any compensation for the Annihilation weeks we might lose because of this speed. Eh, maybe we'll just get dead weeks after this?

Ah the dilemma. 60 yellow certs is definitely unlikely from just Recruitment.

Actually! Its quite possible! You can spam recruitment + insta recruit or 1 hour recruitment for a dice roll. I've gotten around 40 since I bought the cat last week by doing this inconsistently.

Gotta love Nev's massive posts haha

Game trolled me again, when I got 6 star from my 10 roll on Eunectes banner and got really hyped, only for it to turn out it to be another Siege stare.

You feel it too, don't you? :'^)

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^ CCP anniversary or some dogshite like that and it's locked so people don't troll. It'll revert back soon if it's not back already?

I almost regret not rolling for Klee but I feel better knowing Ayaka is guaranteed to be mine, I WILL hit pity with what I have rn worst case scenario. Better Amber is the difficult one, I want her but Baal might be right after? Are we really getting 3 female 5*s in a row? Kinda sus.

The big Hololive MC collab has so much gold in it that it's kinda hard to get absolutely everything. Not to mention the SubaLuna date later.
Both graduations were very painful, especially Lulu's.
Everyone cried on their streams in HoloJP, Astel cried too, and Towa is taking a week off...BUT YOU CAN HEAR COCO SINGING IN THE BACKGROUND ON SUISEI'S KARAOKE! HOLOHOUSE FOREVER!
Also also! Kiara will organise a Mario kart tournament soon™ with HoloEN and ID!

Also also also! NoeFlare clips have been super sweet this week.

Funniest shit I've seen all day: https://youtu.be/Fc02hctrZFk

Calli's first scream?

Dolphin Pomu https://youtu.be/NtrI7qPsQA0

Elira is so good at singing too! ...and she's a traitor! She's boing boing! Well...she IS technically Utage's sister so....yeah, I should seen the signs.

Sharing a new Vtuber: https://youtu.be/FQqIlYbcI-Q
There's four girls but this is the one I've checked so far, I'll check the other ones soon. They all have cute voices.

This one got a new Vtuber avatar recently and she does IRL streams sometimes as well. She's cute.

I can find clips of the first thing, but not the second.

Twitter. That channel you linked has the twits translated iirc. Ayamy sensei got banned from YT for a couple of hours too. Relevant short

"maybe Tomoshika's dropping the gag of having a crush on Pikamee".

"Gag" heheh. She asked her about it on her latest Duolingo stream lol. Go watch it if you haven't, the ending is 100% worth it.

Almost forgot to share this: https://twitter.com/_omocat/status/1411063753508986886
I'm in love check the artist btw.

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Hello. I'm still in pain :'^)

If I remember correctly, when the Cafe was created there was the European Football Championship going on somewhere around the quater-/semi- finals. Who would've thought that it would survive to witness another championship... ^^

lol

Ugh I got Batman on the standard banner in Genshin. I was hoping for Jean, Mona, or Qiqi instead. :(

F. I'm either hoping for Jean or Skyward blade/Amos bow/5* book or spear next but Qiqi would be ok too, Xiao really does need a healer.

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Nijisanji Lulu X Gibara NSFW
ah yes, bring the pain!

Got Platinum on the multi I did...damn you CCP!

Bought Schwarz from shop but had to waste a LOT of sanity for sniper tokens. I'm still broke from M3ing Jackie and E2ing Jaye, Meteor and almost May. At least I reunited her with her GF.

Fellow doctor of culture. The moments for it are extremely rare but Jackie dodge-counterattacking is hype to see.

That and love her for the other reason too. She's a fantastic Operator haha!

Ok I REALLY LIKE FAE TRISTAN...LIKE, A LOT! AAAAAAHHHH! I'M GOING SO HARD ON THAT BANNER! OH FECK! I CANT QUIT FGO NOW!?

Ahem No luck here, only the usual. I did get 1 Mori on the 1st ticket at least. Anniversary got confirmed (duh), I need to make the decision soon.

New banner: Kazuha - Bennett - Rosaria - Razor.
Fucking stacked! They really want us to roll this time.
Ayaka's banner will be on July 21 supposedly

Haven't tried the current mini event. Is it actually difficult or just people being silly again?

Be sure to finish the archipelago story! I think the map will stay but not the quest. I'll do another sweep for any cheats I missed either way.

Everything I wanted to mention is already here, so I'll just say: the final meme review was a holy shit! How did they get away with all this?
Also, Kiara broke her neck? Did she get on a death defying rollercoaster or something? Apparently, she cracked her neck too hard? Silly chikin.

Coco's final(?) HoloGra!

Lulu is doing a huge endurance stream! Playing the new ghost and goblins. She...has been stuck for a long time... I'm going to miss her. Wish her the best.

Nabi and Ayamy (Mel's mum, go watch the Mario party stream id you haven't, it's mostly in English and simple JP) got married! Also, Nabi sensei ships AmeIna to the point she's mad GurAme is more popular lol, Silly Nabi, Ame has 2 hands!

Pomu successfully sang "God knows" 100(1+) times. That was really dumb. Looking forward to the next one!
Lazulight 100k!
Yabai challenge collab soon™
Looks like Finana will be playing with her EN buddies on Monday. It'll be an interesting experience, how they handle keyfabe will probably be what we can expect from any revivals in the future.

And the relevant clip

Been watching this all day ...it's beautiful!

Oh...cafe is ded? F

No luck with the owl. Haven't head it in a long time. Pretty boring atm.

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Fate/ BB X Hakunon

Coincidentally, Calli was drinking/streaming for almost 4 hours today :thonk

^ does it? She's always being boing boing.

Hell yeah! More Metal Slug!

"Dorothea was the person whom Petra loved the most"
Now that's some good friendship right here.

OMG THEY WERE ROOMMATES

No joke, I rolled 2 6*s in one bag...all dupes! Shining and Saria. Couldn't ONE be Eunectes ffs!? OOF
Guess that's all the rolls I'll be doing until the next limited banner or if there's a Surtr rate up maybe.

M3d Murdock's Bonk and Jackie's S2.

The audio gets completely distorted...nah, more like completely destroyed and very loud. Its happening less but it was unbearable a couple of days ago. The subtitles also don't go away after the NP is done.
It doesn't persist after battle.
It started happening after the newest update iirc.

I forgot to mention Morgan and her fairy knights! They look sweet! I like Tristan because she looks like Elizabeth.

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I'm sure we all got a mini heart attack with Haachama's announcement, Kanata assured us she's ok and WILL come back sooner or later. I think I had enough time to digest everything by now. I'm ok and will keep supporting Kaichou's future plans, Vtuber or not.

Anyway, Uh ... Meme review with Ame reached yabai levels I never thought imaginable....
Calli pretty much did a watchalong while streaming: https://youtu.be/7X4YblzjyMU

Pikamee x Ina collab was blessed.

Korone playing SA1 hit me with some good memories... except she's almost done in one sitting.

Nijisanji Amogus worldwide was fun too! Sukoya seem out of practice haha. Pomu went full simp mode when she got murdered by her LOL. Hana's exaggerated accent had me wheezing too.

Ironmouse 400k subs on YT celebration with Spanglish lol https://youtu.be/zSzeNHYrbpE

Mana concert again: https://youtu.be/5SAtxV5uiJw
Will be members only archive tomorrow, so go watch it if you didn't catch it live.

HOLY SHIT SUISEI AND ANEMACHI CALLIOPE SONG IN TWO DAYS! EVERYONE CALM DOWN AAAAAAAA
https://youtu.be/EjlMPu5sEgw

Yuri in HoloGra! https://youtu.be/gDRqKpsO8xg

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The owl is definitely real! It seems to be active early morning? I still haven't been able to see it, only hear it.

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Pokemon Moon x Lillie

her roommate is being harassed by antis(allegedly) and she's not taking it well, looks like she's having mental breakdowns like Aloe before her. That's why her schedule is so inconsistent lately Delu = Deluta∆ = Aloe. I did say this stuff is all cross contaminated, they seem to be friends. I just hope she doesn't end up being a bad influence for her.

FBK plays Henry stickmin translated: https://youtu.be/D6IJDDcCCbs
Rushia (click bait) https://youtu.be/YdsQr61S1gw
LamyBotan NoeFlare horror date live: https://youtu.be/a_4gvMbeeZM we'll probably get clips tomorrow.
KanaCoco Minecraft date on their channels.

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Just noticed this. 4k+ already? What freaking chads y'all are! That's a calliope reference for those who don't get it btw. gotta love joke explaining

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Same! 4 tickets was enough, thank Matsuri!
I'll definitely stop here. I must roll for cute grills not dudes!

Anyone else getting a horrible audio bug sometimes before/after an NP?

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I'll be on mobile for a while so it's a bit of a pain to fight the world bosses with my new team lol
I didn't touch the event or teapot today so I'll visit someone tomorrow.

*Another point against Jean's skin: THE FUCKING SKIRT IS LITERALLY A PNG! WTF IT LOOKS AWFUL AND SHE ALSO HAS SOME LAZY CLIPPING ON HER LEGS OOF. MHY seriously didn't want our money in 1.6 did they?

I'll definitely use the Barbruh skin for the bare thighs whenever I use her since she's already collecting dust for me. It's almost like not actually having her at all.
Actually........I might start using her since I don't have Jean/Qiqi for Xiao's sustain.

it's like Rob Liefeld with his POUCHES EVERYWHERE and looks similarly dumb

Surprised you didn't mention modern Square Enix and belts.

why are you such a huggable dork Fischl (っ´ω`c)

She also now laughs at the end of her auto attacks if you're using the JP voices. Precious!

I forgot to mention the PSA. Avoid Twitter or any website talking that focuses on talking about this stuff(and definitely avoid the usual cesspools), because there's a shit load of conspiracies going around. Try to avoid YouTube comments somewhat as well, I spotted at least one asshole that was spreading bullshit around the time of Aloe's announcement. Holo sub reddit and Vtubers sub seem 100% good right now, good on the mods.
Remember the 2 important things we know:
1) Fubuki said she would retire immediately if Cover/HLL did something shitty.
2) Pikamee said: some people say things as if it's a fact but the truth is, they don't know! They don't know shit!
There's absolutely no way these random idiots on the internet would have access to private company information no matter how much they like to pretend they do.

I did go check some info about something unrelated but it ended being cross contaminated by this stuff. At least I started following a new Vtuber who's really cute and ahem...has interesting fantasies about her female friends, I might share when she properly debuts.
Some related stuff you might not want to read: there's a lot of BS about other members but there is one thing that seems legit, it's about Shion. She seems to be ok? I hope she gets whatever help she needs.
Delu got really angry after Coco's announcement and posted something negative (not the first time, she has mental issues) then deleted it, the problem is...it got shared and translated everywhere...any chance of her returning is probably very low now, the same story would repeat if she were to come back. I...don't think I can deal with her anymore tbh, I don't need this kind of negativity in my life anymore...I like her a lot and it seems she is working on it but...I just don't trust her, she is a freaking yoyo, even if her album does come out and she goes public again, she might just break down again. Mods, check if there's anything inappropriate and delete if needed as usual.

Anyway, enough of that! There's a lot of Coco clips from every clipper/translator in the community, so here's some other stuff instead:

Lamy clip https://youtu.be/zmi4eCX1Zko
Thirsty Pomu: https://youtu.be/Ab3JikfSEwk
Marine's sub nautica translations: https://youtu.be/hNm68B-Nf8Y
Calli simping for Kiara!? https://youtu.be/Qfa77Lm2LUU
Wholesome Zentreya clips: https://youtu.be/ok_B-a-H68U
https://youtu.be/N9h04L8XzHI
Part of the Marine x Rushia date translated: https://youtu.be/WYbMDyfWcdg
Miki short cuz I miss her: https://youtu.be/onDldKJzXxc