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REDflame23 Aug 22, 2017 11:40PM

You might want to hold off on that...

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Kagura Murasame Aug 23, 2017 12:18AM

When you want it, you want it.

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blargh201 Aug 23, 2017 1:44AM

So, this was done by Shrimpcake, correct? I wasn't too sure...

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Homura E.N.D Aug 23, 2017 2:24AM

Get a room, girls

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Mimiyaah Aug 23, 2017 6:23AM

:)

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Bugpope Aug 23, 2017 2:13PM

As someone who had a room next to my parents' while growing up yet still heard everything despite there being a wall between us, I know this won't work.

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dandoboura Aug 24, 2017 6:32PM

^ this
One night I was walking to the bathroom to pee and my parents' room was near there. I heard my mom saying something like "you will break me inside" to my dad followed by moans and giggles. I didn't sleep very well that night...

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Gordon Aug 24, 2017 6:52PM

@dandoboura lmao. fortunately for me my parents' sex life was virtually non-existent

wait...

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jaggyd Aug 24, 2017 7:17PM

And this is why I always wanted my room in the basement.

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Yui-chin Aug 26, 2017 12:02AM

Hi! is this the help group for people disturbed in their early years by their parents night intimacy?
My name is Yui! ("Hi Yui" chorus follows)
And as a kid my room was next to my parents'
I used to be (and still am) a very active/lucid dreamer and back then I had nightmares frequently that awoke me at night... my parents weren't counting on me waking up at those unholy hours... mom was particularly loud...
I remember my first impression was that they were working out... dad had a gym room... then after some time my inocence got ripped out of my ears x'D
At the end I convinced myself to sleep, repeating it was a healthy thing... they loved each other so much...
I remember telling mom the first morning (my innocence remaining still) that I heard them making weird noises. I remember her shaken face to this day -v- but it is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay funnier now x'D

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Orochi5 Aug 26, 2017 3:01PM

Lmao im so sorry yall had to go through that 。゚( ゚^∀^゚)゚。

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souleater Aug 27, 2017 3:23AM

ahhaha , shes ganna kill uu

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Ninja assassin Oct 30, 2017 1:58AM

Ö

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Ninja assassin Oct 30, 2017 2:30AM

Also if this was me, and my child woke up, I'd say to my child" don't worry, I'm trying to revive your mother

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DankestMemeGenerator9000 Jan 1, 2018 3:41PM

Oh. Mercy. Kill her later. Right now, I think you've gone horny.

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Nekofanatic Oct 14, 2018 9:04PM

Bone now, kill later.

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BugDevil Oct 15, 2018 3:30AM

Overwatch is one of those universes where I legit believe science babies aren't too farfetched and this might as well be canon.

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KrishNiña Nov 30, 2020 5:43AM

When having SEX "NO means YES"
"STOP means MORE"
"SLOWDOWN means FASTER"