Wonder how many calories there are for eating pussy.
Kojiro481
Feb 2, 2026 8:30PM
Being a super busy girl boss makes maintaining a healthy lifestyle a lot more difficult I guess :( I'm sure Suletta will try and get her to take better care of herself !
Zesc
Feb 2, 2026 11:07PM
^^ Vaginal lubrication is overwhelmingly blood plasma, so we can approximate the calorific value over that. Plasma is 7% protein and 0,084% sugar (90 mg/dl over 1,06 g per ml). Proteins and carbohydrates are both ~4kcal/g. The fat content is roughly 0,47%, which is about 9 kcal/g. Add that together and you get 32,5 kcal/100 g. (Main Source)
In other words, to satisfy the caloric (but not nutritional) needs of an average adult woman of about 2 Mcal, you would need to consume 6,153 kg or 5,8 l of vaginal lubrication.
Mucus around ovulation might impact that value, but I can't find detailed breakdowns of its composition.
ninryu
Feb 2, 2026 11:34PM
Every day you learn something new.
Nonna_SoF
Feb 3, 2026 1:50AM
^^ How many calories would you burn in the process of getting all that.
LilyBlueCat
Feb 3, 2026 4:24AM
^^^ wait hold up you can Gain weight/calories from oral (0_0)
Noire_Shion
Feb 3, 2026 6:46AM
^^^^ I don't get it, but is it a good thing or nah???
lord-of-roses
Feb 3, 2026 12:22PM
^^Eh, not really. 32 kcal per 100g is fairly low. For comparison, apples have 52 kcal per 100g.
As stated above, it would take a lot of vaginal lubrication to get your daily caloric intake, more than a single person can produce before passing out and, even if you did have that many ladies to please, your mouth would get sore halfway though.
TLDR: Eat away, don't mind the weight.
Vincent Kellen
Feb 3, 2026 1:35PM
What are these conversation?
FluffyCow
Feb 3, 2026 1:53PM
I'm just here with popcorn lol
Zesc
Feb 3, 2026 5:16PM
@Nonna_SoF:
I can't find any data on that (every source just points to the same shitty study on 18 het couples) but I can imagine it to be low enough to vanish in the metabolic noise. (Chewing and speaking are essentially free, so other tongue-intensive activities might be as well.) This assumes no other action and a relaxed position, in which case I even suspect the facesitter to burn more calories than the facesittee.
Anyway, my inability to read the room in combination with utter lack of self-control made me run the numbers on how "realistic" this actually is:
Good news: due to the contained electrolytes, you don't have to worry about water toxicity. Probably. My degree isn't in medicine.
Bad news: I don't know how much lubrication in ml can be expected to be produced or consumed, but let's assume a "safe maximum" of 200 ml which as about as much plasma as there is in western blood donations.
This means that in the absolute best case scenario, you have to eat out 29 women to exhaustion in one day with minimal losses. As plasma may take up to 48 h to regenerate, sustainability requires thrice that amount on rotation.
You'd still get malnutrition though.
luinthoron
Feb 3, 2026 6:28PM
Nice.
RiderFan
Feb 5, 2026 12:34AM
Thank you. It does bother me that we have more readily available information on the nutritional value of Semen than Vaginal Lubrication.
RiderFan Feb 2, 2026 8:22PM
Wonder how many calories there are for eating pussy.
Kojiro481 Feb 2, 2026 8:30PM
Being a super busy girl boss makes maintaining a healthy lifestyle a lot more difficult I guess :( I'm sure Suletta will try and get her to take better care of herself !
Zesc Feb 2, 2026 11:07PM
^^ Vaginal lubrication is overwhelmingly blood plasma, so we can approximate the calorific value over that. Plasma is 7% protein and 0,084% sugar (90 mg/dl over 1,06 g per ml). Proteins and carbohydrates are both ~4kcal/g. The fat content is roughly 0,47%, which is about 9 kcal/g. Add that together and you get 32,5 kcal/100 g. (Main Source)
In other words, to satisfy the caloric (but not nutritional) needs of an average adult woman of about 2 Mcal, you would need to consume 6,153 kg or 5,8 l of vaginal lubrication.
Mucus around ovulation might impact that value, but I can't find detailed breakdowns of its composition.
ninryu Feb 2, 2026 11:34PM
Every day you learn something new.
Nonna_SoF Feb 3, 2026 1:50AM
^^ How many calories would you burn in the process of getting all that.
LilyBlueCat Feb 3, 2026 4:24AM
^^^ wait hold up you can Gain weight/calories from oral (0_0)
Noire_Shion Feb 3, 2026 6:46AM
^^^^ I don't get it, but is it a good thing or nah???
lord-of-roses Feb 3, 2026 12:22PM
^^Eh, not really. 32 kcal per 100g is fairly low. For comparison, apples have 52 kcal per 100g.
As stated above, it would take a lot of vaginal lubrication to get your daily caloric intake, more than a single person can produce before passing out and, even if you did have that many ladies to please, your mouth would get sore halfway though.
TLDR: Eat away, don't mind the weight.
Vincent Kellen Feb 3, 2026 1:35PM
What are these conversation?
FluffyCow Feb 3, 2026 1:53PM
I'm just here with popcorn lol
Zesc Feb 3, 2026 5:16PM
@Nonna_SoF:
I can't find any data on that (every source just points to the same shitty study on 18 het couples) but I can imagine it to be low enough to vanish in the metabolic noise. (Chewing and speaking are essentially free, so other tongue-intensive activities might be as well.) This assumes no other action and a relaxed position, in which case I even suspect the facesitter to burn more calories than the facesittee.
Anyway, my inability to read the room in combination with utter lack of self-control made me run the numbers on how "realistic" this actually is:
Good news: due to the contained electrolytes, you don't have to worry about water toxicity. Probably. My degree isn't in medicine.
Bad news: I don't know how much lubrication in ml can be expected to be produced or consumed, but let's assume a "safe maximum" of 200 ml which as about as much plasma as there is in western blood donations.
This means that in the absolute best case scenario, you have to eat out 29 women to exhaustion in one day with minimal losses. As plasma may take up to 48 h to regenerate, sustainability requires thrice that amount on rotation.
You'd still get malnutrition though.
luinthoron Feb 3, 2026 6:28PM
Nice.
RiderFan Feb 5, 2026 12:34AM
Thank you. It does bother me that we have more readily available information on the nutritional value of Semen than Vaginal Lubrication.