^Looks like she got her mistaken with the wrong pair of lips
Tamahime
May 26, 2025 11:17PM
Disney Exec 1: "MCU is donezo. What if we... hear me out... start the 'Baywatch Cinematic Universe'?"
Disney CEO: "I dunno..."
Disney Exec 1: "What if they're lesbians?"
Disney CEO: "... SHEER GENIUS! Get whoever owns the IP on the phone and get this hero a corner office, stat!"
SeraphimofYuri
May 27, 2025 12:55AM
^Look, as much as lesbian Nani and the lifeguard going on adventures would be adorable, that company would NEVER make a movie solely about lesbians having the times of their lives.
Because they don't care about cute romance stories anymore.
last edited at May 27, 2025 12:56AM
Kankneet
May 27, 2025 4:15AM
Now this is a good reason to hand your kid sister over to the state.
ImheretoDie
May 27, 2025 12:23PM
^LMAO The only good outcome of that trash movie.
butches-and-chicken
May 27, 2025 12:36PM
^^...wait, what do you mean NANI from LILO AND STICH hand over Lilo???? Disney need to perish.
last edited at May 27, 2025 1:15PM
juanelric
May 27, 2025 12:54PM
^I stg they didn't watch their own movie
butches-and-chicken
May 27, 2025 1:17PM
^I'm glad that I didn't give them money for years.
lucario14
May 28, 2025 7:02PM
^^^is this a joke? What happened to Ohana meaning nobody gets left behind or forgotten?! Lilo and stitch is one of my favourite animated movies oat I can't believe they did it dirty like that.
On topic tho this pic is Hella nice
Kankneet
May 29, 2025 5:58AM
I haven't and won't see it, but apparently Nani gives up custody of Lilo, who is placed with David's mom (new character). Nani goes to university in California, but visits often with a portal gun.
DY4Y
May 29, 2025 7:56AM
They somehow managed to colonise a movie.
I mean, it's not surprising, but still...
The stuff about the movie is so bad that i can't even enjoy yuri from it tbh. like that image above is real. It's so so so fucking evil.
butches-and-chicken
May 30, 2025 7:40AM
^^^This is so fucking evil.
ImheretoDie
May 30, 2025 10:08AM
^ The original movie criticized tourists and how they can be kind of racist or just horrifically rude to the locals
But how on earth could they put that in the new movie and advertise their tourism spot in Hawaii? Disney has always sucked and honestly- I'm just so done with it.
juanelric
May 30, 2025 12:01PM
^The ice cream guy was supposed to be a sunburned tourist, the live action made him a native
The worst part is Stitch's creator is still there as Stitch's voice
Vivozie
May 30, 2025 1:03PM
Well this isn't what I expected to see in the comments-
Aureole
Jun 2, 2025 1:38AM
^ Welcome to America (U.S. of A. , to be precise).
FluffyCow May 26, 2025 9:45PM
A whole new way for a lifeguard to save a life
Kojiro481 May 26, 2025 9:50PM
This isn't how you're supposed to give CPR :O
LilyBlueCat May 26, 2025 10:48PM
^Looks like she got her mistaken with the wrong pair of lips
Tamahime May 26, 2025 11:17PM
Disney Exec 1: "MCU is donezo. What if we... hear me out... start the 'Baywatch Cinematic Universe'?"
Disney CEO: "I dunno..."
Disney Exec 1: "What if they're lesbians?"
Disney CEO: "... SHEER GENIUS! Get whoever owns the IP on the phone and get this hero a corner office, stat!"
SeraphimofYuri May 27, 2025 12:55AM
^Look, as much as lesbian Nani and the lifeguard going on adventures would be adorable, that company would NEVER make a movie solely about lesbians having the times of their lives.
Because they don't care about cute romance stories anymore.
last edited at May 27, 2025 12:56AM
Kankneet May 27, 2025 4:15AM
Now this is a good reason to hand your kid sister over to the state.
ImheretoDie May 27, 2025 12:23PM
^LMAO The only good outcome of that trash movie.
butches-and-chicken May 27, 2025 12:36PM
^^...wait, what do you mean NANI from LILO AND STICH hand over Lilo???? Disney need to perish.
last edited at May 27, 2025 1:15PM
juanelric May 27, 2025 12:54PM
^I stg they didn't watch their own movie
butches-and-chicken May 27, 2025 1:17PM
^I'm glad that I didn't give them money for years.
lucario14 May 28, 2025 7:02PM
^^^is this a joke? What happened to Ohana meaning nobody gets left behind or forgotten?! Lilo and stitch is one of my favourite animated movies oat I can't believe they did it dirty like that.
On topic tho this pic is Hella nice
Kankneet May 29, 2025 5:58AM
I haven't and won't see it, but apparently Nani gives up custody of Lilo, who is placed with David's mom (new character). Nani goes to university in California, but visits often with a portal gun.
DY4Y May 29, 2025 7:56AM
They somehow managed to colonise a movie.
I mean, it's not surprising, but still...
last edited at May 29, 2025 7:57AM
juanelric May 29, 2025 5:42PM
Source: https://bsky.app/profile/thebabygoat.bsky.social/post/3lq63uaqd422w
last edited at May 29, 2025 5:42PM
FluffyCow May 29, 2025 6:35PM
^Oof
Linterdiction May 29, 2025 9:32PM
The stuff about the movie is so bad that i can't even enjoy yuri from it tbh. like that image above is real. It's so so so fucking evil.
butches-and-chicken May 30, 2025 7:40AM
^^^This is so fucking evil.
ImheretoDie May 30, 2025 10:08AM
^ The original movie criticized tourists and how they can be kind of racist or just horrifically rude to the locals
But how on earth could they put that in the new movie and advertise their tourism spot in Hawaii? Disney has always sucked and honestly- I'm just so done with it.
juanelric May 30, 2025 12:01PM
^The ice cream guy was supposed to be a sunburned tourist, the live action made him a native
The worst part is Stitch's creator is still there as Stitch's voice
Vivozie May 30, 2025 1:03PM
Well this isn't what I expected to see in the comments-
Aureole Jun 2, 2025 1:38AM
^ Welcome to America (U.S. of A. , to be precise).
juanelric Jun 2, 2025 1:51AM
United States (derogatory)