I don’t know how, after 650+ hours in Skyrim, and playing both the original and remaster of Oblivion, it only recently occurred to me that the Flame Atronach has a sexy body
Swag Wagon
May 9, 2025 10:08PM
There's no laws against the Elemental Familiars, Shopkeeper.
FluffyCow
May 9, 2025 10:10PM
Sometimes you gotta crank up the heat in the bedroom
deltahalo241
May 9, 2025 10:27PM
Really? The Flame Atronach? Everyone knows the Spider Daedra is superior
FluffyCow
May 9, 2025 10:34PM
^
nio_neka
May 10, 2025 12:25AM
not a bad deal on those fire potions
Moedred
May 10, 2025 8:15AM
@Swag Wagon You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you.
last edited at May 10, 2025 8:16AM
luinthoron
May 10, 2025 9:10AM
Perfect. :D
Midnightgunner
May 10, 2025 10:07AM
Ah, I love you so much, Centurii... Half of my history knowladge came from you...
Armageddon11
May 11, 2025 3:58PM
She gooned too close to the sun...
Classy-Nessi
May 12, 2025 8:29AM
Dont ask questions shopkeeper! JUST SELL ME THE DAMN POTIONS!!
jaggyd
May 12, 2025 1:24PM
I am pretty sure that little spell slinger there is my wife. The moment she saw the Oblivion Remaster flame atronach I heard a defeated "oh no... she's hot" from her.
Noctis
May 12, 2025 7:54PM
Insert the "Im gonna have sex with this Female flame atronauch"
FilthyFlow
May 12, 2025 8:26PM
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach’s natural habitat.
Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
Givemeanaccount May 9, 2025 10:06PM
I don’t know how, after 650+ hours in Skyrim, and playing both the original and remaster of Oblivion, it only recently occurred to me that the Flame Atronach has a sexy body
Swag Wagon May 9, 2025 10:08PM
There's no laws against the Elemental Familiars, Shopkeeper.
FluffyCow May 9, 2025 10:10PM
Sometimes you gotta crank up the heat in the bedroom
deltahalo241 May 9, 2025 10:27PM
Really? The Flame Atronach? Everyone knows the Spider Daedra is superior
FluffyCow May 9, 2025 10:34PM
^
nio_neka May 10, 2025 12:25AM
not a bad deal on those fire potions
Moedred May 10, 2025 8:15AM
@Swag Wagon
You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you.
last edited at May 10, 2025 8:16AM
luinthoron May 10, 2025 9:10AM
Perfect. :D
Midnightgunner May 10, 2025 10:07AM
Ah, I love you so much, Centurii... Half of my history knowladge came from you...
Armageddon11 May 11, 2025 3:58PM
She gooned too close to the sun...
Classy-Nessi May 12, 2025 8:29AM
Dont ask questions shopkeeper! JUST SELL ME THE DAMN POTIONS!!
jaggyd May 12, 2025 1:24PM
I am pretty sure that little spell slinger there is my wife. The moment she saw the Oblivion Remaster flame atronach I heard a defeated "oh no... she's hot" from her.
Noctis May 12, 2025 7:54PM
Insert the "Im gonna have sex with this Female flame atronauch"
FilthyFlow May 12, 2025 8:26PM
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach’s natural habitat.
Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.