Kojiro481 Aug 12, 2024 10:09PM

When you think about it, being an immortal only means you've got a lot more time to screw up in social situations and reflect on it.

Donkey Kong Aug 12, 2024 11:15PM

^unless you’ve got bad memory, then it means if you wait long enough, you’ll have more memories that outweigh the cringe

GrimEater Aug 12, 2024 11:36PM

Brain, why you betray me

ImheretoDie Aug 13, 2024 1:02AM

^^ As somebody with really, really, bad memory like I can't remember what I just did bad memory‐ the cringe will stay...

luinthoron Aug 13, 2024 2:09AM

Awkward... :D

ZeroTheYuriLover Aug 13, 2024 2:47PM

this would only be awkward if you never clarify that youre a vampire

icekatze Aug 15, 2024 4:40AM

That's rough, but there's not much point in being immortal if you can't remember stuff. You'd get Ship of Theseus'd into a different person before you know it.

Kumi-chan Aug 15, 2024 10:31AM

Don't put your punchline in the first sentence.

felino Aug 27, 2024 11:24AM

brain: "oh you wanna sleep? don't mind me , i'm just gonna remind you of all those times you fucked up"

Aureole Oct 19, 2024 12:18AM

person: imma sleep
brain: NOW IS THE BEST TIME TO REFLECT ON YOUR SOCIAL FAILURE OF TODAY!!!

T_T