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Midnightgunner Aug 30, 2021 9:29PM

Lick ice cream off their what...? I don't know what shocks me more. She using THAT kind of pick-up line or the fact it looks like it's actually working.

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Dayer Aug 30, 2021 9:39PM

^ hey, we don't kink shame

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ErisBunny Aug 30, 2021 11:13PM

I hope it's not chocolate ice cream.

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Missigno Aug 31, 2021 12:51AM

I wonder if that's gonna cause infections i still have flashbacks of this ugly ass erotica with the ice cream

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Amersion_ Aug 31, 2021 3:44AM

^^ Fuck I just had 2 girls 1 cup flashbacks because of that.

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Clueless1 Aug 31, 2021 11:25AM

I never thought “antique restoration videos” were better than porn. Well, I can understand why those shows are so appealing: boredom of watching it plus the background noise helps cover up the sounds of passion. I guess that makes “M. Night Shyamalan” the best porn director out there.

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Ghostrama13 Aug 31, 2021 1:18PM

Remember everyone, it's their job to smile for tips, don't assume you're getting special treatment or that the waitress actually likes you, she's just doing her job.

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CuttySark Aug 31, 2021 6:15PM

Watching Baumgartner while threesome is a really weird fantasy that's now stuck in my head.