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V-Oblivion Jun 14, 2021 10:26PM

A very confused yet excited Oni.

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FluffyCow Jun 14, 2021 10:57PM

Is this what they meant by a Double Dragon porn parody?

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NARESH4444 Jun 15, 2021 12:04AM

I still find it hilarious that the sizes given are afterthoughts and the art doesn't really reflect how tall they'd really be,Hoshiguma is the slim tower that is shorter then me,making Ch'en hardly taller then me mum.

Additionally,if Hoshiguma is a Double D-cup,we've now got Double Ds for the Double Ds,so you can Double D whilst you Double D.

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FluffyCow Jun 15, 2021 12:26AM

^Hoshi is a little over 6 feet tall from what I know, so you must be pretty tall. Chen is about 5'6 (just under), so she's not exactly short. The art doesn't seem too far off?

Edit: I looked up height averages for fun, and both are taller than the average height of women in Japan and China. I always think of Hoshi as being Japanese, and Chen as Chinese, or at least the in universe equivalents of Japanese and Chinese. Even the average taller countries at the top of the charts I saw on google like the Netherlands place the height average of women at about 5'6, and men at 5'11.

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almond Jun 15, 2021 5:30AM

yeah sure hoshi is a tall woman and i suppose a tall-ish person in general but it's still funny that she's drawn like a towering giant who strides across rivers but her canonical height is uh like five centimeters taller than i am

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Azero25 Jun 15, 2021 6:43AM

same, I always picture Hoshi towering over everything. but then I look at bio and she's barely taller than me

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FluffyCow Jun 15, 2021 11:43AM

Hmm, well personally I don't see her as being a towering giant here, and I don't think I've ever (or at least not often) imagined her as being such with other art either. Also I think this artist did a fine job of capturing her, and the about 6 inches of height difference between her and Chen. Maybe slightly off, but capturing heights and height differences in art is tricky, so I'm more than willing to give artists a decent amount of leeway with these elements. I think a certain amount of suspension of disbelief factors in with it.

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