I feel the need to say that you probably shouldn't shove glowsticks up your ass.
FluffyCow
Apr 10, 2021 1:21AM
^What if the glowsticks are filled with glow in the dark lube?
Missigno
Apr 10, 2021 4:01AM
^Guess you can always find her ass in the dark then
Tsuki-chan
Apr 10, 2021 4:50AM
^^ remember to always put toys with a large base when doing butt stuff
FluffyCow
Apr 10, 2021 5:49AM
^Definitely good advice. Also (joking response), that's what the handles are for. You need a firm grip for pulling them in and out, twisting them, so fourth.
Omega Deuse
Apr 10, 2021 9:04PM
^What if the glowsticks are filled with glow in the dark lube?
Two words: Plastic Shards, because the contents aren't the only concern.
FluffyCow
Apr 10, 2021 9:53PM
^Just make them better and sturdier, with a way for the lube to come out when squeezed or something. We put a man on the moon, we can surely invent lube glowsticks that are durable enough to not break into shards.
SSincere
Sep 15, 2021 2:47PM
Not to be a buzzkill, but I feel compelled to note that chemical glowsticks (as opposed to the battery-powered sort) actually have a glass capsule inside the plastic sheathing. It's that breaking that lets the chemicals mix, starting the reaction and the glowing. Further, the sorts of chemicals that give you that kind of bright, glowing reaction aren't really compatible with being mixed into personal lubricants. (Check the Wikipedia page for "glow stick" for the unpleasant details.)
There do exist commercial glow-in-the-dark lubes, but that's the anemic sort of glow that needs to be charged in bright light immediately beforehand — and even that depends on you being comfortable with slathering your bits with zinc sulfide that's been doped with copper.
juanelric Apr 9, 2021 9:39PM
Oh wow
Also why does this not have a couple tag?
The_Dumbitch_Horror Apr 9, 2021 11:14PM
I feel the need to say that you probably shouldn't shove glowsticks up your ass.
FluffyCow Apr 10, 2021 1:21AM
^What if the glowsticks are filled with glow in the dark lube?
Missigno Apr 10, 2021 4:01AM
^Guess you can always find her ass in the dark then
Tsuki-chan Apr 10, 2021 4:50AM
^^ remember to always put toys with a large base when doing butt stuff
FluffyCow Apr 10, 2021 5:49AM
^Definitely good advice. Also (joking response), that's what the handles are for. You need a firm grip for pulling them in and out, twisting them, so fourth.
Omega Deuse Apr 10, 2021 9:04PM
Two words: Plastic Shards, because the contents aren't the only concern.
FluffyCow Apr 10, 2021 9:53PM
^Just make them better and sturdier, with a way for the lube to come out when squeezed or something. We put a man on the moon, we can surely invent lube glowsticks that are durable enough to not break into shards.
SSincere Sep 15, 2021 2:47PM
Not to be a buzzkill, but I feel compelled to note that chemical glowsticks (as opposed to the battery-powered sort) actually have a glass capsule inside the plastic sheathing. It's that breaking that lets the chemicals mix, starting the reaction and the glowing. Further, the sorts of chemicals that give you that kind of bright, glowing reaction aren't really compatible with being mixed into personal lubricants. (Check the Wikipedia page for "glow stick" for the unpleasant details.)
There do exist commercial glow-in-the-dark lubes, but that's the anemic sort of glow that needs to be charged in bright light immediately beforehand — and even that depends on you being comfortable with slathering your bits with zinc sulfide that's been doped with copper.
Vankomycin Sep 15, 2021 5:04PM