^ "But I, I said, I, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I, then I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler."
Sabruness
Jul 27, 2020 11:19PM
Oh, this artist. They do some good black and white art.
SakuraIce22
Jul 28, 2020 1:00AM
I fucking love this site sometimes
Heartseeker
Jul 28, 2020 3:26AM
Is this what they call... "scissoring"?
The immaculate
Jul 28, 2020 4:21AM
As fun as this is. That’s surely against company, um, protocol?
I see no moles. I feel cheated.
last edited at Jul 28, 2020 4:21AM
luinthoron
Jul 28, 2020 4:53AM
Very nice. ^_^
Bugpope
Jul 28, 2020 5:48AM
Same couple as in the telephone picture.
@The immaculate
Don't worry, the lady on the right is the boss, so hot lesbian sex is the company protocol.
last edited at Jul 28, 2020 6:09AM
luinthoron
Jul 28, 2020 5:56AM
^ What a great company to work for.
BV
Jul 28, 2020 5:56AM
Ah found my scissors
I laughed so hard at this, that my brother was confused and stightly annoyed, and I could feel my nasal capilaries being on the verge of bursting.
Rye
Jul 28, 2020 8:32AM
What a mess! That cannot be hygienic.
Some poor bastard has to sort all that juice stained paperwork!
Nene
Jul 28, 2020 4:58PM
Yes! Finally!
Clueless1
Jul 28, 2020 10:04PM
@ Throbelisk: Surely that didn't come from memory, Mr. Holmes!
First Place! Although I feel like I've cheated all of the amateur artists at a fair shot of getting first place, but this one, just like his other works, stand out among the rest-- Learn something from his art!
last edited at Jul 28, 2020 10:14PM
Diana Cavendish
Jul 29, 2020 3:11AM
imagine working at a company and suddenly walking in on those two doing that on your first day lol
bitfarb
Jul 29, 2020 12:38PM
"Ah shit, is that the Stephenson account? I JUST finished typing that! I have to give a presentation in the morning, dammit!"
GrimEater Jul 27, 2020 9:19PM
Ah found my scissors
juanelric Jul 27, 2020 9:20PM
Took long enough for this to get here
Clueless1 Jul 27, 2020 9:36PM
^^ E-e-excuse me, I’m looking for my red stapler!
Throbelisk Jul 27, 2020 10:48PM
^ "But I, I said, I, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I, then I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler."
Sabruness Jul 27, 2020 11:19PM
Oh, this artist. They do some good black and white art.
SakuraIce22 Jul 28, 2020 1:00AM
I fucking love this site sometimes
Heartseeker Jul 28, 2020 3:26AM
Is this what they call... "scissoring"?
The immaculate Jul 28, 2020 4:21AM
As fun as this is. That’s surely against company, um, protocol?
I see no moles. I feel cheated.
last edited at Jul 28, 2020 4:21AM
luinthoron Jul 28, 2020 4:53AM
Very nice. ^_^
Bugpope Jul 28, 2020 5:48AM
Same couple as in the telephone picture.
@The immaculate
Don't worry, the lady on the right is the boss, so hot lesbian sex is the company protocol.
last edited at Jul 28, 2020 6:09AM
luinthoron Jul 28, 2020 5:56AM
^ What a great company to work for.
BV Jul 28, 2020 5:56AM
I laughed so hard at this, that my brother was confused and stightly annoyed, and I could feel my nasal capilaries being on the verge of bursting.
Rye Jul 28, 2020 8:32AM
What a mess! That cannot be hygienic.
Some poor bastard has to sort all that juice stained paperwork!
Nene Jul 28, 2020 4:58PM
Yes! Finally!
Clueless1 Jul 28, 2020 10:04PM
@ Throbelisk: Surely that didn't come from memory, Mr. Holmes!
First Place! Although I feel like I've cheated all of the amateur artists at a fair shot of getting first place, but this one, just like his other works, stand out among the rest-- Learn something from his art!
last edited at Jul 28, 2020 10:14PM
Diana Cavendish Jul 29, 2020 3:11AM
imagine working at a company and suddenly walking in on those two doing that on your first day lol
bitfarb Jul 29, 2020 12:38PM
"Ah shit, is that the Stephenson account? I JUST finished typing that! I have to give a presentation in the morning, dammit!"