RiderFan Apr 6, 2020 9:17PM
Is crushing a watermelon with your thighs such a difficult thing?
Gelert_Xross Apr 6, 2020 9:31PM
Go ahead and give it a shot, let us know how it turns out for you.
random Apr 6, 2020 9:33PM
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RiderFan Apr 6, 2020 9:41PM
I have. I do not have Olive Oyl legs.
BlueDsc Apr 6, 2020 9:51PM
The most honorable way to die.
QuietestRiot Apr 6, 2020 11:32PM
Not sure where the quote comes from, but I've seen it quite a few times, so . . .
"Never before have I been so jealous of a fruit."
Lyca Apr 6, 2020 11:56PM
does this deserve the muscles tag?
BugDevil Apr 7, 2020 3:23AM
Why do people find getting their head crushed sexy? Unless you are all masochists, in which case I get it.
Norainhere Apr 7, 2020 3:48AM
^ Combination of that and finding muscles sexy, probably.
Mauser Apr 7, 2020 3:56AM
Best death ever.
Lil-Dumpster-Rat Apr 7, 2020 2:39PM
It was at that moment that Edelgard realized she wasn't completely straight
BV Apr 7, 2020 2:50PM
^ Didn't she realize that already earlier?
DY4Y Apr 7, 2020 3:01PM
^ She realized she wasn't even slightly straight
BV Apr 7, 2020 3:03PM
^ Now that sounds more believable.
juanelric Apr 7, 2020 3:56PM
bitfarb Apr 7, 2020 4:12PM
That face is Edie realizing she could have died the night before~
Lil-Dumpster-Rat Apr 7, 2020 8:53PM
^^^ It was then that a certain switch had flipped inside Edelgard
daydream_dog94 Apr 8, 2020 12:06AM
thats hot wtf
Rye Apr 8, 2020 6:37AM
Yikes! What a waste of a perfectly good fruit >_>
Bugpope Apr 8, 2020 9:38AM
^Not if Edelgard licks the smashed melon off Byleth's thighs.
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DY4Y Apr 8, 2020 10:33AM
^I think she's going to have to lick more than her thighs if she wants to make sure none of it goes to waste.
BV Apr 8, 2020 10:54AM
^ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
random Apr 8, 2020 2:37PM
^^ noblesse oblige ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
troubleAln Apr 8, 2020 6:22PM
I demand a tag for this type of situation and that be called thighs crush or smash... I have written and hope so be.
random Apr 8, 2020 9:49PM
Weird Leg Shit o3o
BV Apr 9, 2020 2:53AM
^ Isn't weird leg shit already reserved for when one eliminates one's own acne and blackspots from their tighs one by one?
random Apr 9, 2020 8:18AM
^ I'll take your word on that, I'm no expert on such matters o3o
BV Apr 9, 2020 9:41AM
^ I'm just speaking from my "break in shower" experience, lol
Lil-Dumpster-Rat Apr 9, 2020 11:37PM
^ Wait what do you mean "break in shower experience".....
BV Apr 10, 2020 2:50AM
^ Staying in the shower, but taking a break from actually showering
YURI__DEMON Apr 15, 2020 10:00PM
When your a top but you dont wanna get crushed by dem thighs
Firefly Fanatic Apr 26, 2020 9:39PM
^When you’re a top but you wanna get crushed by dem thighs.
Krugger Apr 29, 2020 9:09PM
El got that look of understanding this is it this is how I die
pinkwolfotaku Sep 2, 2020 8:22AM
Well I'm not going down there
KZA Sep 2, 2020 7:50PM
^I would, getting crushed by some thick thighs sounds like a good time
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ImheretoDie Sep 19, 2020 11:15PM
^ ya i'm with you
Daxzkun Jan 15, 2021 1:52PM
Edelgard: ..... O_O
Ferdinand: "Hey professor I have a question on today's hom........ NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Pushes Byleth away from the watermelon "I was too late. EDELGARD CALL THE HOSPITAL!!!"
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