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RiderFan Apr 6, 2020 9:17PM

Is crushing a watermelon with your thighs such a difficult thing?

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Gelert_Xross Apr 6, 2020 9:31PM

Go ahead and give it a shot, let us know how it turns out for you.

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random Apr 6, 2020 9:33PM

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RiderFan Apr 6, 2020 9:41PM

@Gelert_Xross
I have. I do not have Olive Oyl legs.

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BlueDsc Apr 6, 2020 9:51PM

The most honorable way to die.

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QuietestRiot Apr 6, 2020 11:32PM

Not sure where the quote comes from, but I've seen it quite a few times, so . . .

"Never before have I been so jealous of a fruit."

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Lyca Apr 6, 2020 11:56PM

does this deserve the muscles tag?

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BugDevil Apr 7, 2020 3:23AM

Why do people find getting their head crushed sexy? Unless you are all masochists, in which case I get it.

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Norainhere Apr 7, 2020 3:48AM

^ Combination of that and finding muscles sexy, probably.

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Mauser Apr 7, 2020 3:56AM

@Lyca: Absolutely.
Best death ever.

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Lil-Dumpster-Rat Apr 7, 2020 2:39PM

It was at that moment that Edelgard realized she wasn't completely straight

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BV Apr 7, 2020 2:50PM

^ Didn't she realize that already earlier?

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DY4Y Apr 7, 2020 3:01PM

^ She realized she wasn't even slightly straight

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BV Apr 7, 2020 3:03PM

^ Now that sounds more believable.

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juanelric Apr 7, 2020 3:56PM

Wow

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bitfarb Apr 7, 2020 4:12PM

That face is Edie realizing she could have died the night before~

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Lil-Dumpster-Rat Apr 7, 2020 8:53PM

^^^ It was then that a certain switch had flipped inside Edelgard

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daydream_dog94 Apr 8, 2020 12:06AM

thats hot wtf

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Rye Apr 8, 2020 6:37AM

Yikes! What a waste of a perfectly good fruit >_>

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Bugpope Apr 8, 2020 9:38AM

^Not if Edelgard licks the smashed melon off Byleth's thighs.

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DY4Y Apr 8, 2020 10:33AM

^I think she's going to have to lick more than her thighs if she wants to make sure none of it goes to waste.

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BV Apr 8, 2020 10:54AM

^ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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random Apr 8, 2020 2:37PM

^^ noblesse oblige ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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troubleAln Apr 8, 2020 6:22PM

I demand a tag for this type of situation and that be called thighs crush or smash... I have written and hope so be.

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random Apr 8, 2020 9:49PM

^ Weird Leg Shit o3o

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BV Apr 9, 2020 2:53AM

^ Isn't weird leg shit already reserved for when one eliminates one's own acne and blackspots from their tighs one by one?

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random Apr 9, 2020 8:18AM

^ I'll take your word on that, I'm no expert on such matters o3o

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BV Apr 9, 2020 9:41AM

^ I'm just speaking from my "break in shower" experience, lol

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Lil-Dumpster-Rat Apr 9, 2020 11:37PM

^ Wait what do you mean "break in shower experience".....

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BV Apr 10, 2020 2:50AM

^ Staying in the shower, but taking a break from actually showering

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YURI__DEMON Apr 15, 2020 10:00PM

When your a top but you dont wanna get crushed by dem thighs

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Firefly Fanatic Apr 26, 2020 9:39PM

^When you’re a top but you wanna get crushed by dem thighs.

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Krugger Apr 29, 2020 9:09PM

El got that look of understanding this is it this is how I die

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pinkwolfotaku Sep 2, 2020 8:22AM

Well I'm not going down there

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KZA Sep 2, 2020 7:50PM

^I would, getting crushed by some thick thighs sounds like a good time

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ImheretoDie Sep 19, 2020 11:15PM

^ ya i'm with you

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Daxzkun Jan 15, 2021 1:52PM

Edelgard: ..... O_O

Ferdinand: "Hey professor I have a question on today's hom........ NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Pushes Byleth away from the watermelon "I was too late. EDELGARD CALL THE HOSPITAL!!!"

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