So, Two Best Friends are doing a first-time playthrough of Super Mario RPG and they are putting in the video description parts of a story on each episode (in an overly-cliched anime style) of the meeting of Square and Nintendo to create such a game. Thought it was fun, so I kinda wanna share it here.
This is what it is so far, long copy paste:
Part 1
Once upon a time a young company by the name of Square-chan was running to school, toast clenched firmly in her mouth, when she happened to turn a corner and run flat into Nintendo-senpai. At the time, it was the most embarrassing moment of her life, but little did she know that this chance meeting would soon blossom into a wonderful video game.
Part 2
"Ah, yabai!" Square-chan yelped as she bounced off of Nintendo-senpai's muscular chest, feeling her face go beet red as she fell towards the pavement. She braced for the impact and shut her eyes, but to her surprise it never came. Nintendo-senpai had gripped her arm with his rugged hands, which were scarred from handling Nintendium at his Oyaji's local metalsmith. "A-a-a-a-arigatou, Nintendo-senpai..." she stuttered quietly. She was unsure whether or not he had heard it, but she didn't mind either way, wanting nothing more than to get out of the situation at hand.
Part 3
Realizing she was still staring at her feet, Square-chan slowly brought her gaze up to meet his and noticed that Nintendo-senpai, in an incredible show of dexterity, had managed to catch Square-chan's wayward toast in his mouth. She watched as he took a bite of it, then handed it back to her, with a curt "Thanks for the grub." He flipped on his signature aviator glasses as he spun around, casually holding his schoolbag over his shoulder with one hand, and continued his walk towards school without even missing a beat. Square-chan would have been extremely impressed with how mad cool he was, but she was caught in a new predicament; the only way to eat her toast involved an indirect kiss with Nintendo-senpai. A kiss with the Ouji of North Nippon High.
Part 4
As Square-chan approached the school gates she held in her hand the very corner of her toast. All that was left was a tiny chunk that she had carefully nibbled around, in order to avoid any uncouth interactions with the area Nintendo-senpai had bitten. "What am I supposed to do with this...?", she muttered to herself, considering the insanity of hanging on to a piece of bread. Before she could fully parse the thought, her best tomodachi, Treasure-san had appeared alongside her. "OHAYO, SQUARE-CHAN!" she yelled, hoping to get a rise out of the young kabushiki gaisha. "What's that you've got there?" Treasure-san inquired. "N-n-nothing! Nothing at all" Square-chan cried out, as she quickly hid the toast in her lucky thigh highs. "It wouldn't happen to be a gift from Nintendo-senpai, would it?" Treasure-san asked, with an impish grin forming on her face, "I saw the whole thing back there. He's pretty slick, huh? So what are you actually going to do with that?"
Part 5
"Oh, errr, you saw that?" Square-chan whispered to Treasure-san, blushing furiously. "Yep, from beginning to end! Now, I don't know what kind of girl would shove used toast down her leggings, but you must like him somethin' fierce if you're doing that, huh?" Square-chan sighed and looked up towards her friend, "I-I like how much of a hard worker he is... managing to keep a handheld and a console going at the same time, e-even after he messed up with that Virtual... thing... he jumped right back into the race! There just aren't really many guys like that around, you know? A-a-and his aviator glasses g-give me the vapours..." she trailed off towards the end, but Treasure-san had heard all she needed to know. "You need to make a game with him!" she exclaimed. "A g-g-g-game? No, I barely know him, I-I can't just g-g-go making games with people like that... I need to start small...". Treasure-san sighed, "Look, I'll talk to Sega-dono, I'm sure I can get him to make Nintendo-senpai notice you. He and I just made some games, after all. It'll be cake!" Treasure-san affirmed, pumping her arm with a grin. Square-chan yelped and blushed even furiouser and furiouser "Ch-ch-chotto matte, Treasure-san! You can't just tell me about you and Sega-done making g-g-g-g-..." She couldn't even bring herself to say it, her mind cluttered with images of no longer being able to marry. "He loves it when I do the Seven Force!" Treasure-chan whispered slyly, before running off towards the school. As Square-chan trailed behind, chest tightened at the thought of Treasure-san helping her out with Nintendo-senpai. It felt like a milestone was being reached. She recited some beautiful haiku or something.
END OF 「SPARKING! TOAST OF LOVING ARC」
last edited at Jan 18, 2015 5:03PM
