There was a case of a guy who abused his dauther evey night, he claimed he had somnambulism and did it while sleeping. Not related, but this made me remember that case of sexsomnia (lewding while sleeping).
Rina: "My friends can't know I'm dating a girl!"
Friend: "How's the gay stuff going, you homosexual lesbian? Did some queer stuff lately? Maybe some sapphism?"