Boo, no history, no fun.
Ever given The Eye of the World a go? Fantasy, first in a series 14 books long, perhaps worthy of a sample?
Another book I think might be listed as fantasy is The Amulet of Samarkand by Jonathan Shroud, one of my favourite books in high school. His Dark Materials books are good as well. Fantasy, big surprise.
How many classics have you read? I love stuff like A Tale of Two Cities and the Illiad. Ending to the former is top five in anything ever.
I think you are amusing xD
That compliment better not be aimed at me! More hate, I need it.