Ah, I love the the smell of new oneloli in the morning. Smells like predictable FBI jokes and... sniff sniff a hint of strawberry scented soap.
Anyways, kids these days sure dangerous, hunting down innocent OLs like the predators they are, dragging them to their den and snaring them with their cutesy behaviors before making them spend ludicrous amounts of money on food and company. I want more.
Wait a minute, this is Rent-a-loli! Let's hope this author doesn't go insane like that one.