I misread germaphobe as homophobe for a moment and was very confused, and then I read it properly and was even MORE confused
"Yeah, she seems like a homophobe. Most of us in the company are gay, and she keeps her distance from us, especially the women. It's gotta be homophobia"
OK but... WHAT A JOB TO HAVE. Like: "Hey man what's your job?" "Oh um... I draw porn..." "Oh... ok-" "Lesbian porn..."
"Oh! um... cool!-" "Lesbian porn with no plot..." "OK man... Im just gonna go..."