Oh.. I'm so lazy right now.... why so many new posts... now I have to read all..

@Kyonne are you considering saying 'yes'?!

I've just got reminded how I fail at life as well.. so will be here later xD

@Anon noo, I was sharpening my teeth for you^^ look at me.. *meow

@Anon they are not fun, at all xD

I just sound like her xD she is a strong and confident woman ^^ coping with life! and her stubborn daughter!
.. very convenient.. but I want to believe the opposite is equally possible.

yes, me too.. I guess when you are a shy person you can't just watch something embarrassing indifferently xD

hey, don't run away! we still have the first mission in progress!! but it sounds logical to combine both of them, they are equally time consuming^^

and I've read your post to Galich, sorry for that, but it was before the one for me... you are a paradoxical being, so having the dark circles and the rainbow colors in coexistence is totally within your powers^^ and you are actually a courageous person..

you know, the words blackkitty and kinky in one sentence always make me laugh a lot xD
but well, it could turn to a release massage without being kinky, it depends on the talent^^

@Chocolate don't be modest!^^

@Chocolate hey, that's quite something, buildling your own PC^^ good job, Choco! I'm no good with those and whenever I have problems with my laptop I just panic xD

hah, if you don't trust Anon, come to the good kitty, I will gladly give you an almost professional back massage^^ ... well, I know I should've been more consistent and actually finish my training.. but I still have the touch.

Sweet dreams,guys :)

@Galich you've made a wise decision! muhahah

Yes, they are..especially the ones that purr and scratch ^_^

True story^^ hopefully

Haha, you are already a very educated individual.. eating up books like sweets xD. :) good thing that nowadays there are more sources of information

OK, her/she is fine with me^^

@Anon
that's not strange (only the sociopath part) you are just an earnest-shy-lazy-stubborn-likeable person.^^ So it will be a waste if you don't crack yourself! don't slack off! xD
I guess we all contradict ourselves sometimes and get passionate about the things we love.

Apparently I share a hobby with your dog xD .. haha, she has her own character^^

hahah, no!.. the video.. it is kind of embarrassing... too flashy for my taste ;) me too, I would love to see them unlocked someday :)

@Galich haha, I know you are decent, remember - you can't hide anything from me! * evil kitty laugh

it seems I do^^ so I also have a special ability after all.

tragic - because I miss chances and make mistakes, I guess

I think you just need time, and probably someone who understands the situation to talk to, and everything will be fine^^

so how do you want me to address to you?^^ I mean pronouns

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@Galich yeey, I'm lucky! it's nice to brag about knowing decent people!

hahaa, no... I'm far from having the detective qualities... as a matter of fact, I'm usually so distracted that I fail to pay proper attention to details.... but somehow still manage to see the bigger picture xD ...don't know if you are really obvious. I just tried to imagine you as a woman, then as a maid, and the images seemed natural to me, so I liked them ^^

but I had these instances in the past, where I had known people being gay before they themselves had the slightest idea about it... which is a contradiction to my tragic low level self-awareness abilities xD

oh, well, from what I've read on the matter, it's not easy for transgender people, so I'm with you^^

@Galich hey, Galich :) you know, that's wonderful! I have no transgender friends, but now you are my favorite one of them! And I respect you for what you are doing!^^

Hah, I'm usually right xD well, actually I'm not surprised, let's say I had a feeling ^^ *hugs you

Your evil laugh is gonna screw up everything. :D

hey, I'm pretty sure that some people find my purring laugh charming!.. xD

Tbh, I always feel that this thread is a maid cafe run by three maids. xD

hah, Galich would make a brilliant beardy maid with glasses^^ but for myself - I'd rather be the female black butler with a vest and tie...dresses always make me feel uncomfortable. Anon, what about you?.. be a butler, they are hotter xD

@Alvis hi, Alvis :) no, everything is just as normal^^ hope you at least have some time to rest :)

@Galich smoking is stupid!!

I've had my earbuds for 2 years and they still work^^ I don't wont to change them!!

hah, we are not so nice here... appearances lie... you are talking to the pervert kitty with the evil laugh who wants to decieve people with sweets and eat up Anon starting from her flower wreath xD

So, late night question: describe yourself: sanguine, choleric, melancholic, or phlegmatic =You can only choose one. It's evil.

sorry, I will choose 2 xD phlegmatic/melancholic

Question: What was the thing that got you guys into Yuri?

I actually don't know, it just happened naturally xD

@Anon hah, that's not a violation... she is just so cute that your sister's dog can't resist her^^ and she goes all gay for her xD so you have the ladykiller at home! :)
haha, our dog <3 - well, my father takes care of her - she is so different from yours... xD she is innocent, emotional, and with a pensive deep eyes and I thought she was probably an asexual angel... she has only recently experienced sexual desires.. and she is 3-year-old.. maybe just a late bloomer, but we still don't know for what team she will play... hah, being all innocent if she runs into some assertive lady as your dog.. xD

Good night! Sleep well, guys :)

well, if you are wondering - I'm trying to seduce more people into joining the conversation with sweet cakes xD *evil laughter ... maybe the Jehovah's Witnesses should learn from me xD

@Utoptia ... but the cow seems so calm in the pic.. I would never have guessed...

@Galich it's not cheesecake either... but I will have to taste it at least once.
so it's something like that:

but not too often, Galich!

@Utoptia your dog has some lovely cow for a friend :)

@Anon haha, one hell of a nutcracker for one hell of a woman! I don't know what to say - good but devilish, passionate but lazy, shy but confident, and super stubborn... you are not made to be a zombie, you are meant to live!^^

Maybe I'm not that much witty :) regardless, for the purposes of beating the wall one should ignore the unhealthy arguments xD

"little lesbian cat that barks" xD she is adorable!! now I can't attack you for sure xD

hah, so you know that pets are usually copies of the humans taking care of them.. are you a diva xD

Do I possess some magical abilities that I don't know of? Maybe some hidden powers which unlock under certain circumstances?

why? it will be both of us laughing^^

I guess we define good weather differently.. xD but,nonetheless, but I'm glad for you!

what kind of cake is "Black Forest"?

ok, tomorrow I will upload a picture of our dog..^^

@Galich hah, I like your new outlook.. you just need to add the beard xD

@Galich hah, but Poland has lost to Russia in men's volleyball.. I wonder how you feel about it?
hahah, no, we just set a good example so that we gather more followers - The Cafe's Witnesses xD

@Anon I'm sorry, Angelique Kerber has just lost the gold medal match in women's singles..

@Anon well.. I myself am old but there has never been anything going on in my mind xD

CCL is a weak false argument! It just imitates an argument for the sake of causing commotion...

Absolutely, you will try it!! Best things in life take some time^^

Ironically, if I were to attack someone, your dog would be the best bodyguard... cuties such us her are a weakness of mine... maybe, after all, I'm not cut out for kidnapping people... xD

hmm, crack you? Are you being lazy here... xD it's your job to do, plus you are soo stubborn... I would need a nutcracker for that.. But since we share a common goal, we could work in collaboration - you will crack yourself, and I will be nearby cracking jokes for you.. so you will do the tedious job while laughing, that sounds like fun xD

oh, my weekend is boring xD but rainy!!! yeey.. how has been yours so far?

@Galich
well, people sometimes surprise^^ if you give them a chance
hah, I rarely edit my posts, never deleting anything.. and I sometimes post stupid things..

ohh.. Miki I really hope everything is alright with you :) Whenever you decide to come back - you are very welcome here!^^

@Rika_Senpai haha, I also lack in investigation skills, and occasionally I fail to notice details sometimes..

@Galich so you deserve extra hugs -> * hugs and thank you for staying ^^ at your best/worst, you are always a valuable asset to our cosy cafe!

you have it hard on you and it takes courage to be honest and upfront, so - good job! and I'm glad your friends show understanding :)

stupid medications... I hate it how they can mess people up... * sends you some of my seemingly endless sleepiness
at least I will always have CCL around :)

@Alice Thank you^^ But I don't play any games... though I enjoy mysteries. So I hope the anime adaptation is well-made as well.

@Anon hehe, I wonder what's in your mind xD

Obviously you are pulling a weak argument here ^^ (at least in drama contests xD)
Nothing is wrong with you^^ you are who you are. I'm no good with bypassing... it's too elegant for my style xD what works for me, if I pluck up the courage, it's just to demolish the blockade...It's fun, you should try xD

So you definitely should go there!!

Not an envelope, a medium-sized package, now I must take the dog as well... she is so unreliable o.O. xD
And I'm sorry, I know it's not my business, you are just so convinced that you fail at life, that it makes me want to see it proven wrong.
If I bother you, be nasty to me xD

@Rina now you have one more reason to enjoy your break :)

I've been recommended the anime Danganronpa. Is it worth watching?

@Anon ...I don't know what to say...maybe I should change my nickname to "pervertkitty" xD

Why are you so stubborn.. shyness and failure can be overcome!

Probably some sightseeing^^
Maybe I should kidnap you and send you to Japan so that you could fight your fear xD *evil laugh

Well, you have a dog.. teach her/him to bark after them hihi