Alright so i should be finishing my boku no pico academia drawing but i just woke up after a series of trippy events, so please allow me to type some shit here for a little bit to help me wake up
So my father teaches Shorinji Kenpo here at the back of the house right? I've been training since i was 12 but not today 'cause my neck is in a world of pain, so i just tried to catch some Zs in the middle of the chaotic sounds of pain and regrets which actually helps a bit 'cause i have problem sleeping in total silence, but then i have this dream mixing Final Fantasy with me getting a piledrive and losing half my teeths in the process (i tanked the fuck out of that piledrive though) and thanks to that i got this pity harem but somehow it was really hard making a move on them because dreams restrictions i guess, i suppose wild nights of animal sex and teeths spilling one by one from my mouth doesn't exactly mix, so i woke up earlier 'cause fuck that shit mate, anyway i was only like 10% awake and i could hear voices coming from the dojo, i remembered today they would watch some martial arts movie after the training, so like "Sweet more noises to help me sleep" and so i laid down again, but then i started hearing a familiar jazz tune coming from there, what the fuck!? At first i thought my neighbor addicted to Gundam was home or some shit, my brother was yet to give him the gunpla he got from his trip and shit, but no i did confirm that the sound was coming from the dojo, i spent over two thirds of my life training on those exact same grounds and now you're telling me that there's some dude into Gundam right there and i didn't know about it? Nah i'm probably just hearing things, i'm not about to show up there with my messed up bed hair just to confirm some hallucinations (Seriously though i do have a pretty messed up hair) so i come back to bed, but then i started hearing a familiar something tune, what the fuck is this! I didn't care anymore, those people have seen me in a more messed up state than with some insignificant bed hair, if there's someone in that lot who's not only into Gundam but is also putting Thunderbolt's songs on the cellphone while talking with my father about martial arts philosophy i HAVE to know who is it! I rush through that door with the speed of a mutant hedgehog and i find that it was no cellphone boy, no cellphone, they were actually watching Mobile Suit Gundam Thunderbolt (機動戦士ガンダム サンダーボルト Kidō Senshi Gandamu Sandāboruto) in the TV on the dojo! I, with my composure completely lost, could only mutter the words "What the fuck!?", one of the guys then turned to me and "Hey girl, recognized the sound?" it's no secret over there that i'm into anime and games, but i never specifically mentioned Gundam, and i most certainly didn't expect HIM to know about it since he's only into the nostalgic stuff that were huge here in Brazil, Saint Seiya, Yuyu Hakusho, Street Fighter II and what-not, i was fucking speechless! Just imagine the future! Now i could bitch about the maid who tries to destroy my gunplas every week on trainings now! My mouth was ready to open asking the young boy to engage me in matrimony, but then my father went like "This was on the pendrive somehow and started playing on its own"... ...They just finished watching their martial arts movie and the pendrive automatically played the next video... Which i put there like a month ago... My new bright future crumbled before my eyes just like that, so here i am typing all this shit to help me wake up while i STILL hear the Gundam destroying shit coming from the Dojo while the boy talks about the training i gave them the other day 'cause my dad was travelling... Sigh...
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