And I'm back. ^_^ You guys are not at page 200. /sighs/

Also, @Azai:

If you send the Yakuza after me, I'll call my Draglin to burn them all! >:D

One last thing before I leave.

This is something I would PAY to see done.

The leader of a Russian mafia branch and the leader of a terrorist organization going against one another? Someone needs to actually animate that.

Dead at 200? xD Girl, we barely even started.

Now, I'll leave for a bit to go to that meeting with my ex and if you people aren't at page 200 once I'm back, I'll be seriously disappointed. Later!

You have to hide this from Su
XD

You mean the fact that

I pinched Azai's ass ;D

or my face once Azai's done with me? xD

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Lin
∑(ﾟДﾟ)
Don't you dare!

O___O....
/pinches Azai's butt cheeks/ Hey, you never said which cheeks you don't want to have pinched. ;D Trololololo
...
/runs like hell/

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Did you finish visiting Su?

Yep. ^_^ I would have liked to stay a little longer, but I figured I should go home a little earlier to at least have a snack and get cleaned up properly before the meeting with ze ex gee effu.

i still zip my mouth

Zip your mouth about what? o_0

...I'm not even going to click on that link, seeing how I'll eat something in a few minutes. xD

Do not. Ever. Pinch. My cheeks.

O__O.....
/dramatic music starts playing/
/slowly sneaks up to Azai, pinching hand ready/

It's Friday, Friday gotta get down on Fridayy...

And so, Llama spent the entire weekend having wild, dirty oral sex with a girl called Friday...

Oh my god. What a beautiful dog (>////<)
but I ain't touching it. That dog's scawwyy

xD She might look scary, but she's just a huge cuddle monster. Also, my cat has her wrapped around her paw, so she's not dangerous. Lol.

Hello again, you sexies. ;D

I couldn't let this opportunity slide. It was just too awesome.

So Su and I are in the hospital park right now (she says hello to you all, btw.) I took Jacky with me again and when we sat down on one of the benches to just chill and enjoy the weather, Jacky lies down in front of us and looks into the sun like "Look at me, bitches. I'm fucking majestic."

Hope this pic isn't too large. I had the upload servive scale it, but I can't check how big it actually is right now. xD

You do that. xD Well, off to the hospital I am. See you! :-)

Then i found out that the female perverts can be wild beasts like guys too or maybe even more lol.

The sex drive of a woman can be a very scary, unpredictable thing. Never forget that. xD

Is it better for an inexperienced to be with an inexperienced? How does a relationship work if one really wants to do it all the time and one is just started?

Relationships in general are all about adapting, considering your partner and finding solutions both can be happy with. That includes sex. xD If one of them is still insecure about the whole intimacy sitch and the other is basically the exact opposite, they're just going to have to figure out how to compromise. It really depends on the individual here. If the newbie can't understand, that their partner has a strong sex drive and would like to do it a bit more often and the experienced one can't live with doing it a little less, because their partner is still new to all this, they won't really work out as a couple. Here's a word of experience though: once the cherry has been popped, a huge part of the insecurities usually go down the drain basically right away. It really isn't uncommon, that virgins have a phase, where they're pretty much addicted to sex after they had their first time. xD

Cool. Hmm that ex gf. Can't she just tell you on the phone?

/shrug/ She asked if we could meet somewhere and talk eye to eye. I didn't see a reason why to say no. She's always been a nice girl, I don't think she has anything fishy planned. xD

Yesterday Azai and Faylicia just broke up their fake romance due to one wanted to cuddle and the others didn't.

I know, I read that. Poor Azai suddenly got a gf without even asking and then got brutally dumped, lol.

I learned a few things of having a perverted gf lol. Maybe when Su is back i will ask her how she handles hers?

Oh, you'd need to ask me then. Out of the two of us, Su is the one with the higher libido and stronger needs, lol. Seriously, I give her 2 more days at max before she drags me off into that hospital bathroom. xD

Like always i would like send my wish and prayer to her for her recovery soon.

Got it. :-)

Good afternoon, ladies. ;D

Hey Lin. How are you doing today?

I'm pretty good. ^_^ Found out where my lost street puppy ran off to today, so that was a relief. I'm also a bit nervous though, cause one of my ex girlfriends contacted me yesterday evening, said if I could make some time today she'd like to talk about a few things. I wonder what this is about all of a sudden. :-|

Also, I'm gonna go visit Su in about an hour and a half, so if anybody's got something they want me to tell her, shoot. ^_^

Good afternoon, ladies. ;D

Is that Su's nickname? What a name! Lolz

I just heard it now for the first time. xD I was on my way downstairs to get the mail and a neighbor asked if Su could help him fix something about his bike. I told him she's in hospital and wouldn't get out anytime soon, so he looked back over his shoulder to his friend/brother/roommate or whoever and said "Bro, ya hear that? MechLez is in hospital!" I just lost it. xD

I love beautiful women in bikinis

Lol Who doesn't? ;D

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That moment when you find out that other people in the house have nicknamed your girlfriend the MechLez cause she's helped people fixing their cars. xD She is gonna love that, lol.

How did those lines get into your head?

That's how.

/pinches nosebridge/ I will forever curse the day on which I heard that song for the first time. It's been stuck ever since then and it just won't leave me alone. xD

Go, Draglin! =D

But make sure to feed her properly.

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Gosh, the word "borrow" has been mentioned twice and immediately I have this stupid ass song stuck in my head.
"Let me borrow that top.
Let me borrow that top.
Hey that's a cute top.
I wanna borrow it.
Aren't we friends?"

/smashes head against table/ Get. outta. my. head! Dx

No! I am a brave warrior. I won't retreat my challenge of vengence from Thia Sama. I gotta get my revenge from him for taking Honey Bee away. I cannot let him get away. Hahahaha.

You've got my full support. Wanna borrow my Draglin to help you?

Thia Sama. Dude maybe i should be scared fighting with you now. I went to sleep and had a dream that i murdered someone so this young guy came to handcuffed me to be excuted far far away. I was walking with him to be excuted.

Hey, at least a murder is a valid reason for an execution. Last week, I dreamed that a friend of mine sued me, because I didn't let him borrow my car. And he won!

who is Reeba?

My cat. ^_^

but why you thought I was a woman? Is it the way I talk or what?

Not really. I didn't know you were from brazil either. xD Thiaguinho just sounded like a female, some sort of Asian name in my ears. And you never objected when we referred to you as "she" either. xD

Good morning ya'll. /yawns/

Sorry for coming here and using you guys as an outlet yesterday. I guess I sort of ruined my "badass" status in here now. ^_^; Also, even more sorry for just popping in, posting that and then disappearing. I actually passed out right after I made that post. It was like typing all that had drained me of my last bits of energy, so I finally fell asleep.

Anyway, thank you for the support and advice. You're right, what counts is my relationship with Su and only what she thinks really matters. Anybody else, including her father, can go suck a fat one for all I care. I know that. And I usually don't let it get to me. I usually don't allow people to have this kind of power over me. But yesterday was different. I guess it was just all a little too much and it ended up crashing down on me. But I'll get over it. In the end, it's just a funk I need to shake off. I'll just take today off and get my mind back in check...and try to convince Reeba, that everything's fine, so she stops mothering me. xD

All this aside...
Thia is a guy? O_O
Mind: blown.

RANT INCOMING

Because my night is officially ruined and I just need to blow off some steam somewhere.

So, after I finished my paperwork a lot earlier than I had expected, I took a look at the clock and figured "Evening visitation hours aren't over yet. Might as well go visit Su and actually have dinner with her!" So I drove over to the hospital and on my way in, I actually run into her father. Whenever I see him, he really is the last person I'd like to meet, but this time he actually approached me a lot more politely than usual and asked me to have a talk with him. My alarm bells should've already went off right then and there. I should've reminded myself of the fact, that this guy is a huge scumbag and a prick, who hates everything I am. But for some reason, I decided to be stupid and agreed. So we talked. Or more like he decided to spew all kinds of bullshit at me and I decided to just stand there and take it and do nothing. I'm not even mad at him for having been his usual asshole self once again. "People seeing the type of relationship you have and saying bad things behind your backs might actually put Su under even more pressure. I think we both agree this is the last thing she needs right now. Maybe you should stay away for a bit, just for her sake." "Have you ever thought, that Su might have only not decided to be with a boy again, because while she might be at the perfect age to become a mother, she knows her body could not handle it? If she actually does become fitter after the transplantation, would you really want to stand in the way of a young woman's happiness?" Don't make me go on. Trust me, you don't want to hear the rest of the utter dumb as fuck shit, that left his vile mouth those few hours ago.

And it shouldn't even bother me. Because I'm a grown ass fucking woman and I'm a goddamn spitifre to top it off. I usually tell people to take their words and fucking choke on them while I watch and laugh. But something about what he said today just hit home. And now I'm sitting here, in the middle of the damn night, ranting to you guys while you probably have a shitton of better things to do or deal with and feeling sorry for my cat cause I've been bawling into her fur for the past hour now. And everything just comes flooding back. Everything. From the time my so called "best friend" locked me up in a room with the heaters turned to maximum when I confessed I loved her to the time one of my girlfriends introduced me to her parents and her mum actually slapped me so hard that my lip bled. Every fucking little godforsaken thing. And I don't even know why! This is past shit. Those things happened so many years ago and I always thought I was over it all. I thought Su had really helped me get over all of this crap, because she's all about living in the present and talking about the future, let the past be the past. I had allowed myself to just get drawn into her like that, sort of adopt a bit of her style of how she deals with stuff and it helped. And now her dad comes along, in a time where I already feel like shit cause one of the kids I'm responsible for just up and left without saying anything, my girlfriend is in hospital, my brother's getting a divorce and the father of my godson is suddenly trying to get custody for him, and he just hammers in the final bolt. With shit that would've never even fazed me otherwise. I can't believe myself right now. And I can't believe him even more! How big of a pig does a person need to be in order to try to force a couple apart when they're obviously happy with each other? Why don't you just take your words and shove them up your ass? Fucking Christ....

And you wanna know what the worst thing is? Not only did I not say a single thing to him and just took his shit, no. I just left when I couldn't hear anymore. I left. I was there to visit my love and I allowed her prick of a dad to ruin that for me. God, I suck.

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And how comes it is near to Rosalin? :D

It got you on the path that the "lin" is one of the last syllables of the name. xD

Anyway, great timing too, Llama. I'm going to log off for today. Still need to take out Jacky, clean the bathroom, do some paperwork...and squeeze dinner somewhere in between there. xD I'll see you tomorrow. :-)