^ "Oh? Nico Nico Nii?"

Odd... Where is her pegasus' wings? If she's reclassed to a Great Knight, where's the horse's armor?
But anyway, kiss your wife and go off to war.

Blue hair drinking a bottle of yuri

This.

I think it got removed by request of the scanalator.

This?

Shinobu studied law in Liyue. I'd say she's totally planning on changing a certain law in Inazuma if the Shogun wasn't also gay.

p9 The verb used for polishing is also used for washing rice, but not washing anything else.

Bionicles are serous business.

One of the first things I did after I finally started working was buy a whole bunch of Bionicles on Craigslist.

"OR ARE THEY IMPOSTERS?"-- Turaga Dume

Hahli x Macku OTP!

Isn't it interesting that each kolhii team had a matoran who would eventually become a toa, except for onu-koro's team? I guess in exchange, ta-koro had two, though takanuva/takua isn't actually from ta-koro or a toa of fire.

Gathered friends, listen again to our Legend of the BIONICLE. In the time before time, the Great Spirit descended from the heavens, carrying we, the ones called the Matoran, to this paradise. We were separate and without purpose, so the Great Spirit illuminated us with the three virtues: Unity, Duty, and Destiny. We embraced these gifts, and in gratitude, we named our island home Mata Nui, after the Great Spirit himself.
But our happiness was not to last, for Mata Nui's brother, the Makuta, was jealous of these honors and betrayed him, casting a spell over Mata Nui, who fell into a deep slumber. The Makuta was free to unleash his shadows . . . and unleash them, he did . . .

^^ I'm sorry, but I can't see "Put your hands together" without immediately hearing the DK Rap.

A girl gifted her partner valentine chocolate then told her that it has an aphrodisiac in it and the other become horny through the placebo effect

This.

^ That happens for multiple series, but mostly not that egregiously.

She's singing E-pro

^^You can buy certain modern machines from the Ginkgo guild, presumably dropped through rifts, then can activate the motors with rotoms.

This.

Not "til death do us part."

supernatural being travels from the future, needs the egg of a young girl, girl hesitant then does so, supernatural being goes back to the future. it was a one shot

This.

This.

This.

This, this, and this.