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DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018

The entirety of the "subtext only translation" page at the end is goddamn GOLD

I cannot remember a time where it took me so long to read one single page because I kept having to deal with multi minute laughing fits. My abs are about to explode, I don't think I'll be able to shed any tears for the next month, and everyone on this Greyhound bus is fed up with the sounds of my suppressed giggles.

"FUCK I'M TILTED"

DerMetzger
100% Butt discussion 11 Apr 20:52
joined Jun 28, 2018

I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked on the title, but the cover picture that popped up led to a solid 15 min laughing fit. My face is soaked, my abs are on fire, and I'm still having trouble catching my breath.

DerMetzger
100% Butt discussion 11 Apr 20:52
joined Jun 28, 2018

I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked on the title, but the cover picture that popped up led to a solid 15 min laughing fit. My face is soaked, my abs are on fire, and I'm still having trouble catching my breath.

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018
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Awwww... She's making sure the back door is just as clean as the front, how thoughtful ❤️

joined Jun 28, 2018

Uhh... Mission failed successfully? Maybe?

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018

Anyone else feel that little lip biting panel's sexiness was absolutely destroyed by the fact that they erased her damn nose?

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018

That North Carolina State shirt chibi Shiine is wearing at the end of "Another Story 2" is KILLING ME!

last edited at Feb 12, 2024 10:28PM

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018

What's with you all "booty, booty"?

And with that one elegant line, Mask/Kaoru have become my favorite ship

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018

"I... Had sex...?"
For a nation who's populace is stereotypically known as extremely academically gifted, they sure do have a fuck ton of stories where they don't know shit about literally anything else...

Also... THAT'S HOW THEY END IT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

last edited at Dec 21, 2023 11:19PM

DerMetzger
Inko-sensei discussion 29 Sep 20:32
joined Jun 28, 2018

Goddamn it Tatsubon... I NEED more of these two, ASAP...

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018

Thank you, id=3! (⁀ ᗢ⁀)~♥

id=3?

Everyone who signs up here has an id number. You can see it in your personal page. I'm 47108. You're 89567. The smaller the number, the higher your seniority. The number 1 has been deleted, so the eldest members of the forum are omnscient0 who is id=2 (and has been inactive for five years) and Casusby who is id=3 (and is the most senior active member, admin and moderator).

where can you find your personal page? I've only ever seen manage/edit your profile

Me too, I'm also curious about where to find it

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018

I literally jumped with happiness when Hanoka kissed Eli... Only to sadly slump back down when I saw it was just a dream...

What a rollercoaster my emotions just went on...

joined Jun 28, 2018

This series makes me so happy sometimes ♥️

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018

Koguma looks like Hirasawa Yui from K-On!

Right?

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018
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What the box?
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"!”

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018

...more, I need more

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018

And here, wet have the triumphant return of Nao

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018

Anyone know what chapter that last pic of Mari came from?

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018

Chicken salad and cream cheese sandwiches... That actually sounds pretty dank...

Actually, I totally have the ingredients to make this in my fridge. You know what, I'm hungry as hell anyways. Imma make it.

last edited at May 12, 2023 6:59PM

joined Jun 28, 2018

This series gives me real Gyaru-chan to Megane-chan vibes... Kinda

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018
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FFS... Yea, dude, they are...

An Atheist is characterized as a person who lacks, or outright refutes, belief in the existence of God or gods. On a scale from 1-10 of how much religion impacts their life and decisions they would be a 1.

A Muslim is characterized as a person who is, typically, extremely pious and closely adheres to the teachings and tenants of the Qur'an. This is demonstrated by the fact she is wearing a hijab, meaning her religion is important enough to openly display. On a scale from 1-10 of how much religion impacts their life and decisions they would be a 10.

In terms of lifestyle and beliefs, one of them walks a tightrope while the other stumbles around like a drunken toddler. They are very much opposites.

I assumed this was blatantly obvious to anyone with basic reasoning skills, but I was obviously wrong. More the fool, me.

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018
Kww8ek0thhva1

As Paula Abdul said "We cum together, cus opposites attract"

DerMetzger
joined Jun 28, 2018

Someone done goof'd

joined Jun 28, 2018

I genuinely love this series

DerMetzger
Anemone discussion 23 Feb 23:50
joined Jun 28, 2018

"Depressing as fuck"

Accurate as fuck... God damn...