Man, I wish they'd just fuck like wild beasts already.

Thought this was anal for a minute until I realized it was drawn by one of those artists who has no clue what an anus looks like.

GaleBlue posted:

https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/how_i_met_my_mother#13
...that was a boobie penetration?

I don't think so. Seems more like she's doing a close inspection, and she's busty enough that her boobs will unavoidably squish against Edelgard's butt in the process.

If you look closely, you can see that Byleth's boobs are on either side of Edelgard's butt. She just wants to worship dat ass.

Interesting lighting for a bathroom. I wonder where they are.

Taking care of the pressing issues.

Wow. Pretty sure that's around the time I started visiting this site.

I mean, sure. Even if neither of them have shown the slightest interest in each other beyond friendship, this would be fine.

Eli x Nozomi forever.

Rize just got up for a minute to go to the bathroom. Yeah, that's it.

"Nani ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak Japanese in Nani?"

This needs its own Wikihow.

Stop neglecting your wife.

"And on the mound for the Shipgirls tonight, starter Kongoooooou!"

That is how you suck face.

Why do they look like they're in elementary school?

I like where that hand is going...

And I don't even understand why she didn't file a missing person notice to the police.

"My father is missing. I don't have any money to pay the rent, the utilities or the groceries, but who cares? I will just live here with my cat until something happens, like Yakuzas selling my organs, or a lesbian debt-collector invading my privacy, or whatever..."

This was my other thought about stories like this. Where's she getting money for groceries, rent or mortgage, utilities, etc? I don't know any child who wouldn't go straight to someone, even just a family friend, if their parent(s) suddenly disappeared. Then, to compound it, if this girl was living alone somehow, and knew her father had been in debt and ran away because of it, why the hell would she even open the door unless she knew who it was? Just way too unbelievable.

I've never understood the "parent(s) had debt and ran away so suddenly the child is responsible for it" bullshit that's shown in stuff like this and Hayate no Gotoku. That's not how any of that works at all. It would actually be an interesting story if this could happen in real life.

Winged pigs and frozen hellscapes incoming.

Strained my face from smiling too wide.

So very cute. Remember, anyone who bullies you is either horrendously jealous of you, insecure about themselves, or totally in love with you. It's always number three in the Mochi-verse.

Try to "seduce" a man and end up with a Yuri harem.The story is really stupid but the good kind of stupid, the funny kind.

What yuri harem? Both girls she used the potion on were completely back to normal and annoyed that she was even there with them. Unless the potion has lingering effects, I don't see how this could end on the harem route.

All cops are bastard vampires.

That's some biting commentary there

Except it's true. There are no good cops, at least not in most places. Everyone who becomes a cop and actually stays in their job for an extended period of time is either part of or tolerates and ignores the blatant corruption and thug mentality inherent in the "profession." Good cops who refuse to tolerate it either resign, are fired for bullshit infractions, or are put in shit positions away from everyone and have their pay docked. ACAB.

normal hand in last page of latest chapter.

Look again, both her hands are wooden throughout the page. In the second panel, she's typing and using the mouse at the same time with her right hand, and a vine with a document is visible behind her on her left side.

That post was made before chapter 5 was released, just a few hours before. They're talking about chapter 4.

See? Horrifyingly cute.