Chewing that hair bun must feel amazing.

^There are more than 100 chapters, and no kiss yet? Classic.

Giant butt plug...

No one actually does the "my friend has a problem" thing in real life, right?

"...someone from the club."

Don't put your punchline in the first sentence.

Why would omniscient God be surprised and blushing at the outcome of her creation?

Colleagues

When the beyond-universe-level law of the cycle finally catches up to you.

Surely, this is just an after-effect of the vampire hypnosis.

Why is this okay, but when I say that: "I am aroused by Ringu," it is suddenly becomes strange?

In a sane world, she'd admit it was just a child being influenced by comics and ask to start from being (childhood) friends.

In a sane world, people do not expect you to fulfil the childhood marriage proposal.

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