all punners will be cubbed to death.

https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/293/416/f87.png

breaths in NO.

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With all of these puns, we're turning this ursa'd thread into Tumblr 2.0

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It's that time of the month again, eh? When darkness swallows the comments and impatience rules.

Has anyone forgotten this post BugDevil made on 26th July? Well I haven't.

Why am I bringing this up? To give some context for what I'm about to say.

What am I about to say? This:

That time of month can't come soon enough!

I guess Koguma was em-bear-assed. (C'mon, you know you all were thinking it.)

There is the door sir

locks the door You won't be expelling them, sir.

EDIT:

I'm only unlocking the door if someone wants to leave of their own wish. If you want to expell someone out, the door will be closed shut.

BOOM door explodes into a million pieces

Oh dear. Now there's no door in the doorway.

innocently hides what is totally not a remote detonator for door-breaching charges

Well fuck. Guess I'll take my leave then. Later!

I guess Koguma was em-bear-assed. (C'mon, you know you all were thinking it.)

There is the door sir

locks the door You won't be expelling them, sir.

EDIT:

I'm only unlocking the door if someone wants to leave of their own wish. If you want to expell someone out, the door will be closed shut.

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I guess Koguma was em-bear-assed. (C'mon, you know you all were thinking it.)

[Insert laughing SFX sound used in US comedy series here]

Meanwhile, in today's episode of "I have no idea what's going on, but I know it's goddamn hilarious"...

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Yesterday, while preparing to go to sleep, I was chatting with a friend on Viber, and I made a meme out of the first two pages of this manga:

Yuika: asks Ryou how does sex between two girls work
Serina: says she too wants to know
Ryou: Yuika, I think you're still too young to do that.
Mizuki:

I really hope they figure out gay science babies in my lifetime. It'll be the ultimate "fuck you" to the bigots of the world.

If/when that happens, I gotta finally make a reddit account for the sole purpose putting that as a comment on r/AskReddit "What were the biggest "Fuck you!" moments in history?".

When a one-shot is so nice and sweet that even the reader blushes.

heavy breathing ensues

For months now, I have tried to find a great piece of music. Kings & Generals used it in their documentaries, so I asked them a few times, but never got an answer. But then, this night, Ollie Bye, a history videomapper (videomapping is distinct from mapping) came to the rescue. He made a video showing the Peninsular War, and used that same music I was looking for... thrice. And, more importantly, he actually mentioned the author and name of the music in the description. Given the epicness of the piece, I wasn't surprised to learn that the author was none other than Jon Björk, two pieces of whose music I already have downloaded before. Unfortunately, Ollie Bye's video is the only video on YouTube with that music without anyone talking over it, so I had to settle for downloading and linking to his video. Without further ado, I'll be introducing you to the masterpiece that is The Battle of Mount Valor... thrice over... and with a video showing the Peninsular War in the background... Please, enjoy.

this entire series is a cock tease

How do I unsee a comment?

Like this

Thank.

That was nice. makes the same unarticulated noise Slumpy does

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Transsexual

I can already hear transgender people yelling "reeeeee" in the distance, and despite being cis, I may join them in yelling "reeeeee" as soon as they're passing by.

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A much much slower reversal than one might expect.

bro BV youve made 1.4k posts since october
really feels like youre living your best yuri life hmm?

Well, that really varies, but it is true that I'm being in one of the high points of my life thus far in recent days.

This meme was inspired by what happens every time of the soaping phase of me taking a shower.

Me: slaps roof of pubic hair This bad boy can fit so much fucking soap in it.

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that's what she thought best represented who her mother is to her.

You have no idea how much I simultaneously like and dislike everything that could've possibly potentially been implied by this.

Alright...alright...Izumi.... what the hell are you smoking?

Her subconscious

Fun fact: If you put the two girl's names together, Yuu and Ai, you get yuuai, the japanese word for friendship.

OH, F....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75ZlynkrbHU

I'm still unaware how that clip from that movie has something to do with either the manga or people's reaction to it. I guess I didn't catch the joke.

I am confuzzled. whatcha doin Izumi

Yeah, its seem like she doing a pretty good job with being wingwoman, but the author tone it otherwise.

Wingwoman ? You realise she does the strict opposite?

Well, not the strict opposite, but still muuuch closer to being the opposite of a wingwoman than being a wingwoman.

Both of these chapters were just so cute and just so hilarious.

Does anyone else feel the smell of overly grilled trout and overfried onions? In case you don't get it, even I can use metaphors.

EDIT:

IMO it's been implied more than once (eg. chapters 12 and 14) that Saya...Izumi has long been interested in Tou...Fujishiro. But, being very perceptive and paragonatic of princely magnanimity and blah blah, she won't get between her and Yu...Kurokawa.

I see what you did there.

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